Seany is using the bath in the middle of the lounge while everyone else but Ziggy and Chanelle are in the bedroom.
Gerry and Nicky are talking about men and about how Nicky hates them all. Nicky spouts on about how good she is in bed.
Charley is in the garden spraying her mouth with Ziggy and Shabnam about Nicky. Ziggy says that Charley likes a bit of a row but she disagrees and says she’s just not a pussy. Ziggy says that they’re all in the house together and they should all try and get along. Shabnam disagrees and thinks they’re all in there on their own.
Ziggy is in the diary room and is being given the shopping budget for the week. They have a total of £100 to spend and no more than 10% can be spent on alcohol.
Nicky is crying to Carole. When Ziggy comes out of the diary room, Carole goes over to see him. Two faced Charley comes in and asks why she’s crying and then proceeds to hug her and console her.
Everyone is fussing over the shopping list after they decided that there would be £8 for each housemate. Big Brother calls the list to the diary room and they haven’t finished yet. It’s an absolute disaster. Amanda is upset after Carole told her to go away since her food had been sorted. Carole thinks it is going to be a complete disaster this week because they should have bought in bulk.
Charley spent half of her money on cigarettes and says that if she gets hungry she’ll just leave. She goes into the diary room to ask Big Brother if she can exchange the bag of tobacco that she bought for some bacon, sausages and cigarettes but Big Brother aint having any of it. Big Brother tells her that he gave the housemates an hour to write up the list which he thought was ample time. Charley protests and says that everyone was shouting and wouldn’t let her put a word in edgeways. Charley says she’s going to be the first person to starve on Big Brother.
Charley goes to bed and has a cry. Seany, decent guy that he is, goes over to console her. Does anyone else feel sorry for her? I know I don’t.
Todays task is all about getting in touch with their manly side. They’ve been given beer and pork pies which have a manly topic underneath. They’re not allowed to eat the pork pies. At the end of the task they need to choose their most manly housemate.
During the task Gerry tells Charley that she’s been showing off. She says that that’s insulting.
Amazingly, Charley manages to turn the whole conversation into something about her once again.
After the task, the housemates choose Carole as their most manly housemate. She is called into the diary room where there is a builders belt. Big Brother has a task for her which if she can complete in seven minutes will win a prize for the house. She has to put up a shelf.
Back in the lounge, Charley tells Nicky that she’s not an attention seeker. “The attention is already on me so why would I need to attention seek?”
Carole fails the task and Big Brother tells her she is not a man.
Nicky, Amanda and Seany return the props from the task and Nicky has a rant about what a waste the pork pies were if they weren’t allowed to eat them.
Whenever any of the housemates fall asleep during the day, Big Brother plays an annoying alarm into the house to wake them up.
Carole and Nicky get into another spat over giving the twins and chanelle some cooking advice.
Nicky throws in the towel and can’t be bothered cooking any more and leaves it with Charley. Charley looks confused and seems to have no idea what to do.
Nicky is in the diary room and Big Brother tells her off for pushing the pork pie into the camera earlier as it is against the rules of the house to tamper with the equipment. Nicky protests and says it was Seany that pushed it into the camera and that they should relook at the tape. She asks to be let out but Big Brother isn’t letting her off that easy. Big Brother tells her that she has to clean the mirrors for the next two hours. As she leaves she calls Big Brother a bastard. She has to clean the windows outside in the rain.
Charley tells Shabnam that she’s so argumentative and that she doesn’t even realise it. Oh the hypocrisy!
A waterfight breaks out inside the house. Carole is calmly sitting at the dinning table as the manic racing happens all about her. Not in the bedroom she yells. Charley throws a cup of water in Seany’s face after a truce had been called and laughs at him. They storm into the bedroom anyway and chase each other around. Carole comes in with a grumpy look on her face and starts to tell them all off before letting on that it’s a joke and joins in the chase.