BB13: Day 10 – It’s shopping time, o oh! Tempers flared, but phew, nobody died

And Chris and Arron commit a mortal sin… PIZZA THEFT!

Day 10 started out in a relaxed manner, given that the task is over and all the housemates had to do today was order their shopping…

But of course, it’s never easy is it? There’s always some drama, and that became even more inevitable when It’s All About Me Lydia turned up to do the writing down.

She and Chris had a slight spat because he was adding up in his head and not writing it down, which apparently Lydia says is not a reliable form of maths.

Adam confused the issue repeatedly by ordering in different quantities; for instance, for some things he’d say kilos, for others just amount, such as “five of those” so Lydia didn’t know if that was five kilos or what…

But they got there in the end and Lydia trucked off to the Diary Room to relay their order.

Here’s a clip…

But to hark back to earlier in the day, Luke S was first up, and he commenced operation Clean Up This Crap Hole right away.

Lydia then put in an appearance and moaned about being hungry, prompting an ebullient Becky to burst into song about empty stomachs. As you do.

Both Luke S and Lydia then talked about the fact that they both let properties to students, while in the garden, Deana reckoned Caroline will be the first HM to pose for Nuts.

Around midday, Shievonne and Ashleigh choreographed a dance for their fingers – man they are SO bored – while Caroline claimed that Hugh Grant is “the sexiest man in Britain.”

Shoulda gone to Specsavers.

That convo was followed by Shievonne getting quite irate in the skin bleaching debate, coming down hard on the side of “shouldn’t be allowed!”

However, after lunch, Luke S – who has bright pink fingernails – and Conor decided to get onto some manly business, so Luke plucked Conor’s eyebrows for him.

Later this afternoon they’ll probably do something similarly masculine and talk about how girls upset them by not so much what they say, as how they say it. Expect macramé and talk about blusher to follow.

Meanwhile, at 13:50pm, Ashleigh and Deana began discussing the death penalty and the pros and cons of it, which, if you ask me, is a dead end conversation. O mate I crack me up.

Let’s just hope it’s not as a result of the early tiffettes surrounding the shopping; that really would be something of an over reaction…

However, when everyone else finds out that Arron and Chris stole pizza, there might be actual deaths.

And let’s not forget, they have form, having been the main protagonists in Sausagegate…

We will of course let you know should murder occur.

More BB news very soon!