Day 9 began with an announcement from BB that housemates should all put on their mics, which they fumbled around trying to do as the lights went on and two guests strolled in…
They were The LOL Ladies, who laughed like crazed hyenas for what seemed like an eternity in an attempt to make one of the housemates laugh back, which is of course all about the No Laughing Matter task.
Click here and here to see what happened with the task yesterday.
And here’s what happened this morning…
Seriously, they’d have been in physical danger if they’d woken me up like that!
Elsewhere, once everybody was conscious and nobody battered anyone to death – honestly, I’d have injured them, just in case I haven’t made that point clear – talk turned to some light hearted banter…
Elsewhere, Luke A and Adam had a natter about house “talent” and which of the ladies they fancy most…
However, nobody stayed inside long given that they’ve got lovely weather in Borehamwood, so it was skimpy clothes and sun tan lotion ahoy…
But Arron and Conor decided a work out was in order, but given they don’t have any weights, they had to become inventive and create some…
Huh! Milk! It’s MANLY! Huh!
Anywho, while that testosterone pumping was occurring, Luke S asked Adam who he’s hoping will stay on Friday and Adam immediately replied, “Chris.” No hesitation whatsoever, and it seems quite a few of the HMs feel the same…
But on the subject of Luke S, who snogged Ashleigh last night, he told her this morning that he’s NEVER had a girlfriend. Seriously? Really? Let’s hope she’s not smitten enough to actually believe that BS.
However, Ashleigh is being very logical about her budding relationship with Luke S, and having used a mathematical formulae that I believe was out of Cosmo, she reckoned they’re 64% compatible.
Well, you can’t argue with that kinda math.
Meanwhile, Chris asked Lauren if there are any bailiffs where she comes from, which is Jersey, and not, as he seems to believe, Mars. Lauren’s answer was in the affirmative.
Ashleigh decided this morning that tomorrow, she’s going to dye her hair brown, while Conor says he’s going to dye his blonde today! However, an update from BBLIVE just now says Conor’s hair is actually going purple! This is gonna get interesting…
Also today, Arron told Becky, “I’m not vain, I’m insecure.” She apparently believed him… *Rolls eyes dramatically.
And finally for this update, at 2.55pm, Benedict told Arron that he feels “paternal and protective” towards him since Arron apparently reminds him of the kids he used to teach.
Wonder if they were all egotistical hair-obsessed male models too then?
More news from the BB house soon 
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