Today is not only Day 53 in the BB house, it’s also eviction Friday, and I for one am sincerely hoping Caroline goes, because if I have to listen to that puerile horse laugh just once more, I may in fact explode.
However, as I mentioned in my earlier article here on Throng, the ‘Insiders’ group are keeping up solidarity with Caroline, pretending that her ordering £550 worth of chocolate bars was a jolly wheeze.
Luke A and the other smokers – except Ashleigh who says she finds it “funny” that nobody has any cigarettes, while quietly climbing the walls as nicotine withdrawals kick in – blanked Caroline, who didn’t help herself by saying of the shopping budget fiasco, “How is this not the ideal situation?”
Bit on the Side’s Alice Levine invented the task, and Big Brother ran with her ball and provided five fiendish falsehoods that Conor had to slip into conversation today.
The lies he has to deliver are…
I once won a talent show with my comedy version of Riverdance.
I plan to move to Hollywood to be an action hero.
I once spent a summer working as a male escort.
I once beat Bono from U2 at arm wrestling.
The song Come On Eileen, by Dexy’s Midnight Runners, was written about my auntie Eileen.
In addition, Conor “must also spout lies generated by his own flair for nonsense.”
If Big Brother is suitably impressed by his lies, Conor will be rewarded with a footie-themed birthday party in the garden today, during which housemates will be provided with a mini football pitch and football strips for a five-a-side game.
As we leave our housemates for now, Conor has been called to the Diary Room, but for now, here’s a sneak peek at Alice Levine explaining her devious task…
Tut tut. Bad Alice