Big Brother

Big Brother twins, Sam and Amanda Marchant, have recorded their first single - A cover of Aqua's Barbie Girl.

"It's a dream come true for us to record our favourite song of all time" said the runners up of Big Brother 2007. You can bet the video will be pink, pink, pink.

Brian Belo has won Big Brother 2007 and the £100,000 prize after beating out the twins, Amanda and Sam Marchant, with 60.3% of the final vote.

Everyone is asleep at 10:12am so you know what that means. It's wake up call time. Big Brother plays My Way into the house. They're trying to figure out who it is singing it. Brian is jumping from bed to bed and onto the table in the middle of the room and is pretending to be the singer. Everyone else ends up acting it out and Big Brother has successfully woken everyone up without playing something irritating into the house. FYI, the song was originally performed by Paul Anka who was actually on Canadian Idol this week.

Liam is in the diary room talking about the rollercoaster ride that he's had in the Big Brother house and that his experience has been fantastic.

The twins are looking at a globe that they have and talk about all the places that are named after places in England. Jonty tells them that that's because a lot of the people that named them were originally from England.

Brian has come to the diary room and says he's done himself proud in the house. He's thankful that Liam taught him to shave properly. He thinks he'll be upset when his journey in the Big Brother house comes to an end. He wants the twins to win.

Prince Harry's girlfriend Chelsy Davy has been named the summer's sexiest female celebrity, according to a new survey by Goodfella's to promote its Deeply Delicious pizza while the X Factor host Dermot O'Leary was named the summer's sexiest male celebrity.

Big Brother housemates Chanelle and Liam also made it into the Top 10 while Charley came out on top as the least sexy celebrity.

Top 10 Females

1. Chelsy Davy
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Cameron Diaz
5. Sienna Miller
6. Rihanna
7. Cheryl Cole
8. Kate Middleton
9. Paris Hilton
10. Chanelle (Big Brother)

Top 10 Males

1. Dermot O'Leary
2. Steve Jones
3. Johnny Depp
4. Justin Timberlake
5. Orlando Bloom
6. Prince Harry
7. Jude Law
8. David Beckham
9. Prince William
10. Liam (Big Brother)

The housemates are being awoken by a crowing rooster this morning. Carole and Jonty are at the dining table and Carole says she has had a thought - and that she doesn't have many. She says that the house started as a female dominated house but now it is a male dominated house.

Jonty goes to the diary room to ask for a CD of the alarm noises to take home with him. Big Brother wants to know what the alarm would sound like if he made an alarm. He says it would sound like a train station with platform announcements.

The housemates have been given props to help them make a movie of the key moments from Big Brother 8. Liam and Ziggy have been cast as the twins and are going to play the moment when the twins arrived into the house. In high pitched voices they run around the house pointing all the pink stuff and jumping up and down on the sofas. Jonty then plays Lesley breakdancing.

They then film a scene with with Emily and Chanelle having an argument about getting into bed with someone. Brian plays Charley and mocks her brilliantly.

Brian starts the day singing and drinking cider.

Big Brother calls Ziggy to the diary room after Chanelle gave him some negative comments from the outside world yesterday. There's nothing he wants to say to him though.

Ziggy is looking through the photo album he was given and is gazing at the photo of him and Chanelle in an embrace.

The other housemates are in the kitchen talking about the quiz and how tough it was for Ziggy. They're all hoping he's going to come out and be with them but he's been sitting in the shower for close to twenty minutes.

Sam and Amanda are worried about their weight.

Jonty is in the diary room talking about the mood in the house and Ziggy takes up a good portion of the conversation.

Ziggy, Liam and Brian are on the smoking bench and Brian tells Ziggy that every cloud has a silver lining. He's full of gems isn't he.

Big Brother sets the housemates a task to pair up and come up with a task with a budget of £100. They are given a blackboard and some words to help them prepare and then they need to present their ideas to Big Brother.

Ziggy and Carole are fooling around and when he finally tackles her to the ground she calls Jonty to go and spank him. Ziggy races into the diary room to escape Jonty and talks to Big Brother about how grateful he is to being in the house for the final week. He says that everyone has a feeling that something big is going to happen.

The Big Big Brother Quiz is on and they have to answer questions on their time in the house. The teams are Carole, Brian, Sam and Amanda and Jonty, Liam and Ziggy. The winning team will get a special prize.

The teams get a range of questions from what song was being played, who is some viewers least favourite housemate and who ex housemates are talking about. There some incredibly embarrassing moments including Brian being impersonated, Ziggy being shown telling Chanelle that it's him not her, Brian and Amanda getting affectionate and Liam using his "wings of steel" on Amy.

Ziggy and Carole have a task to guess who the mystery guest is by touch only after being blindfolded. It's Chanelle and Ziggy guesses right away. Carole gets to go back to the house and Ziggy and Chanelle get to spend a little time. Chanelle is well. She says her agent wants to sign him. Big Brother tells her it's time to go but as she leaves she tells him off for smoking again.

The housemates are sitting on the couch and are talking about how they've been responsible for getting rid of the housemates. Ziggy says he couldn't guess who anyone would vote for at nominations.

Jonty is still getting over the fact that he's still there after all his farting and other antics in the house. Liam says that they all thought that Tracey was pretty popular so he should take a lot out of being there after she'd left.

Being the final week, Liam asks Ziggy whether there is anything he wouldn't have done. Ziggy says he wouldn't have been so hasty to get involved with someone when he first came in. Liam's regret is that he's snapped at people a few times. Ziggy thinks he can read Carole like a book now.

Carole and Ziggy are talking in code about the eviction and Ziggy says he's going to get caned twice. Carole says only once and Ziggy asks if it was Tracey. He is shocked. Everyone else is trying to figure out what just happened.

Ziggy is outside talking to Liam and tells him about his recent conversation with Carole. Again he talks in code and Liam looks surprised as well and thinks it is crazy.

This is the 11th and 12th elimination and the last elimination before the finale. By the sound of the booing it may very well be Kara-Louise and Tracey.

The housemates awaken to a full storeroom with all their supplies. Brian is up and out of bed in a flash and is so excited to see everything and is jumping up and down and cheering. He brings a selection into the bedroom and is cheering at the top of his voice. The other housemates are still in bed and Carole says that that must be their alarm for the day.

Ziggy and Liam are at the smoking bench with Tracey and are beatboxing. It sounds crap and Tracey is laughing at them.

Kara-Louise is in the diary room talking about nominations and how she would be devastated if Ziggy nominated her. Oops.

Carole is in the diary room screaming about been given beef frankfurters instead of vegetarian frankfurters.

The housemates talk about eggs. Brian is confused about eggs. Brian says it's a chicken's period. Kara-Louise explains that in order for an egg to hatch, it has to be fertilized by a rooster. Brian, Sam and Amanda had no idea.

Carole is giving Sam a lesson on boiling an egg while Brian is outside talking to Liam and Tracey about how he's doing the shopping list today which just so happens to be the last one of the year.

Ziggy, Liam and Jonty talk about the shopping list and Liam is treating it like military operation. He's expecting her to want 50 million carrots.

Big Brother calls for someone to the diary room to collect the shopping list. They've got £324 and Carole immediately wants to write down what she wants for her vegetarian meals. Brian wants to know how much he's got left over to play with.

Ziggy is talking to Kara-Louise and wonders why she's not out there helping with the shopping list. She says because she doesn't think she'll be here so it doesn't really matter. Ziggy says that she shouldn't say that. Then, Tracey tells him that if she goes then he can have her tobacco. Ziggy doesn't think she'll go either. He's wrong about one of them.

Carole, who was adamant she wasn't getting involved in the shopping list wants a kilo of carrots and five onions.

Each morning, the male housemates must greet the female housemates in a formal manner by kissing them on the hand.

So far the housemates have incurred three fails. If they incur one more then they will fail the task and receive a basic shopping budget for the third week in a row.

Carole is farting and everyone cracks up and says that that will be worth a big "whoopsie".

The housemates are gathered on the sofas for the final finishing academy lesson. Dinner Etiquette is the subject of the day. Some of their behaviour has been unforgiveable. They're given a list of things that should and should not be done. Tonight, the housemates will have what they've learnt put to the test at the Big Brother ball.

Ziggy says Jonty is looking at him weird. Liam wonders if that means he nominated him.

Big Brother plays music into the house for them to practice their dancing to. Tracey is wondering how on earth you're supposed to dance to this music. It's a bit of a mess.

Carole gives Jonty some advice on doing the dishes. Ziggy is annoyed that Carole once again got involved in something. He's annoyed that Jonty is a fully grown man and doesn't need to be told what to do.

Amanda is complaining to Liam about having to speak into the loud haler when ever she wants to say something. Liam says that for someone who doesn't like it she's doing an awful lot of talking.

Today's task is about deportment. The housemates must complete an obstacle course while balancing books on their heads. Books a falling off everywhere and there are a few "whoopsies".

While the housemates wander around the house practicing balancing books on their heads, Ziggy is in the diary room talking about Carole. (She's actually in the bedroom scraping dead skin off her feet with something that looks like a small cheese grater).

Sam and Amanda are in the garden and Sam drops her book on Amanda's foot. Amanda is screaming in pain but without her loud hailer. Big Brother's voice booms over the speakers and says that he can't hear her.

Kara-Louise is in the diary room completing an etiquette task.

Big Brother announces that nominations will be taking place shortly and the twins are shocked and had forgotten all about it. There go a few more "whoopsies".

It's nearly 10:30am in the Big Brother house and the housemates are all asleep. For this weeks shopping task the housemates must attend Big Brothers Finishing Academy. In order to win a luxury shopping budget the housemates must pass a series of challenges intended to improve ones etiquette, table manners, deportment and elocution.

When Big Brother wakes the housemates up they amazed to see that the house is now full of posh furniture. Brian and Sam bounce on one of the couches until Carole tells them off.

All the housemates are on the couches and have been give attire to wear for the duration of the task. The look like a group of old people. A video plays and Liz Brewer presents a list of all the things they are going to learn and then once they've learnt them, they will have to put them into practice. The housemates are told that there is some behaviour in the house that proves that their manners are slipping. They see Liam spitting up into his cup, Tracey licking a knife and Brian taking his weight to one side and letting one rip.

Gerry has been evicted and the house is about to be a very different place. The housemates hear a huge cheer as Gerry goes outside and are excited by the reception he received.

The housemates talk about how Gerry had made it easier for them by requesting that they vote him out over Carole. Ziggy says that Carole deserves to win but Tracey thinks that they all do - ie her.

Liam and Ziggy talk at the smoking bench and Liam says he was frustrated, nervous. He doesn't trust Tracey at all. Neither does Ziggy.

They must be talking about insurance but Liam says that if he punches someone in the face and breaks a finger he'll get paid £3000.

Carole is in the diary room saying that she should have gone tonight but she didn't. She feels very lucky to be with the young people that she's with and thinks they're great.

Tracey and Amanda are talking about Brian again.

Amanda and Brian talk and Amanda finally tells Brian that she just wants to be friends. Brian plays the sweet guy but you know he's going to be upset as he's been so smitten with her. Brian says that he's not wanting to ruin the friendship they have.

Tonight the gurus must make a tricky decision. Obviously not as tricky as some of the world's real gurus though. The crowd outside the house shows it's colours as Davina reads out the names of everyone up for eviction. There are cheers and boos and Davina reckons it's like being at the colleseum.

The crowd seems to want Gerry gone as they chant "Get Gerry Out". Liam certainly seems to be the crowd favourite.

Gerry and Carole apologise to each other but Tracey mentions that it's a bit hypocritical when he says not to swear when he uses the language himself. He wants he to but out. Gerry justifies himself to Carole once more. It doesn't seem like an apology to me. Gerry is adamant that having two pieces of bread isn't breakfast. I think everyone is over him this week.

Ziggy is in the diary room talking about the food situation and how he thinks Kara-Louise is a bit patronising and a little bit stuck up. Ziggy has noticed that every time Gerry has an argument, Tracey jumps in for a word.