Throng

"Ah jaysus... he's coming back..."

Poor Sree’s got it bad for Noirin hasn’t he? But although his declaration of love for her in last night’s highlights show was hideously cringe making, I did feel sorry for the guy. Noirin was very sweet in how she tried to let him know that she doesn’t want to be more than friends but I don’t think the message got through…

Here’s a clip of Sree trying to explain his feelings for Noirin to the other housemates while she all but squirmed as he kept on hugging her...

And as she told Lisa, he’s getting on her nerves, constantly hanging around her. It’d drive me insane so I think she’s being very kind and reserved in how she’s treating him.

However, onto other news and I’m finding Charlie and Kris more unpleasant as time goes on.

A deleted scene from Jesus Christ Supersucks starring Kris as Jesus

Their childish and bordering-on-cruel antics aren’t funny, they’re just tinged with an edge of bitchy nastiness that one might expect from taunting teenagers.

First their was their stripping of Sree’s shorts which granted wasn’t just Charlie and Kris, it was several members of the house, but then they conned Freddie/Halfwit into hiding indefinitely. Now, I don’t like Halfwit one bit; I think he’s a total pratt but their sending him off to hide then giggling like poisonous girls was out of order.

"I've always wanted a place in the cabinet... but not the bedside cabinet man"

They made him look an even bigger ar*e than he already is, and he really doesn’t need to be the butt of someone else’s practical jokes on top of his already simpering lameness. That said, he really doesn’t help himself does he? Yapping on about how he wants to make politics, “sexy, cool and fun”. He’ll have to make himself any of those things before he can get the nation to do likewise I suspect. He’s so full of it!

His diary room diatribes get more ridiculous as time goes on and I imagine behind the scenes, as soon as he goes to the door, one of the BB team must have to be bribed or threatened to be the one who has to sit and listen to him waffling on. I wouldn’t want that job, not for a big clock.

Angel is also proving to be a mite tiresome. She was determined in last night’s show to prove to Lisa and everyone else that she could happily and healthily survive on just sugar water for three days, much to Rodrigo’s displeasure. He really is a lovely person isn’t he? When he ranted at Angel for setting a bad example and pointed out that anorexia and other food based illnesses are getting along just fine without her adding to their popularity, I could’ve run to Borehamwood and hugged him ‘til he squealed. Bless him.

And I’m afraid I’ve yet another moan about another housemate; Marcus. He’s another one who’s so up his own butt, he probably needs Vaseline and a shoehorn to get his head out every morning.

"Personally, me, I hon-estly do not want to be a pansy, howheffer, I am a total plucker at times"

Did you hear him talking to Sree like he was a 5 year old during the dancing flowers task??

“What did we say about fu**ing about during the task? Come on, what did we say?” Muppet.

And prior to that, we heard him kissing Lisa’s backside as he apologised for his rant at her the previous night. He really is a complete tool and I think he could well be up for eviction this week. And we’ll find out soon enough who’s for the potential chop this week as the housemates did their nominations yesterday.

I can’t wait to find out! Who do you want to be booted out this week?