Throng

Last night’s highlights show on Channel 4 had me wanting to punch someone by the end of it. They’re nearly all so damned annoying one way and another! In fact, the only people not bugging the bejesus out of me at the moment – and I’m sure it’s only temporary – are Sophie, Karly and Rodrigo, so expect a great deal of moaning in what’s to follow…

Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber

Anywho, nominations day came round again fast didn’t it? And unsurprisingly, Freddie/Halfwit’s up again but rather more surprising is that Cairon’s up… which gives me a dilemma; I can’t stand either of them so who am I going to vote out??

I can’t be doing with Halfwit for the same reasons everyone else can’t; he’s pretentious, up himself and more false than Barbie’s hair, and about as interesting, but equally, Cairon’s clearly convinced he’s God’s gift to women and that he’s ‘street’ and therefore the coolest thing since ice was invented. He’s not and he needs bringing down a peg or three. He’s a jumped up little twerp...

I really didn’t like it when he repeatedly said Sree had shown him “disrespect”. That’s the talk of gang members who then go and shoot someone or stick a knife into someone for “disrespecting” them. So who to choose? I’ll have to deliberate on that one.

The trouble is, Freddie’s going to get more and more irritating if he’s kept in isn’t he? Simply because he’ll be more convinced than ever that we love him and his moronic groaning, drawling laugh and facial spasms every two minutes. Oh and he really made himself look a tool when Siavash did his hair and he looked in the mirror exclaiming, “oh cool man!” while flicking his wrist in that way that nobody over 20 can get away with. And calling Lisa a “cunning fox” during his nominations was equally as pathetic.

"I'm like, 12 me. Mentally anyway"

Anyway, moving on, I wish Charlie had been up. He gets more ridiculous as time goes on! How fake was he in the diary room when he was giving his nominations? Pretending he hadn’t thought about who he was going to nominate was so transparent, it was laughable. As was his silly climbing all over the chair. He was trying to look innocent and childlike but what he achieved was looking childish; there’s a difference that he needs to understand and doesn’t.

Sree is still being odd and struggling to cope with anyone who doesn’t have the same opinion or mode of speech that he does. And I suspect his thing with giving the others raw bacon sandwiches was done for some kind of misplaced amusement...

"I've never had pork in my gob before, 'ave you Alvis?"

Yes, fair enough, perhaps on religious principles he’s never encountered bacon before, but if that was the case, why wouldn’t he either say he can’t have anything to do with pork or ask someone what you do with it? And his constant touching and mothering Noirin is driving me mad so she must be on the point of screaming in his face, “WILL YOU JUST F**K OFF!!”

It really is excruciating and actually, I was quite surprised that she didn’t nominate him for it. She’s tried to let him down gently and make it clear she just wants to be his friend and nothing more but he’s just not taking the hint is he? His visit to the diary room to ask BB to talk to Noirin on his behalf was hideously embarrassing too...

“She thinks I am superman, I am not, I am just ordinary man” he said. Since when did Noirin think he’s Superman?? I do feel sorry for his unrequited feelings but his touchy feelyness is really not very appropriate and I suspect Noirin’s really going to blow in the next few days…

So finally, onto the last moan of the day – Cairon and Lisa doing the “night, night, night” thing to death. They’re all clearly doing this stuff at night to annoy Halfwit and of course, he rises to it every time and gets annoyed. But I wish they’d think of something less tedious than simply repeating the same word over and over again!

Ahhhhh I feel so much better for that rant! So who’s getting your vote this week? Let us know