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"Look at ze arze on that..."

OMG!! What on earth is going on with Noirin?? Did the Big Brother bosses spray her with pheromones or something before she went in? She’s got Sree, Marcus and now Angel lusting after her and like the other two, I suspect Angel’s in for some heartache there…

Her diary room confession that she has “feelings in her heart” for the magnetic Irish lass – if true and not an attention grabbing thing – are sure to mean she’s hankering after someone she’ll never have. I can’t see Noirin starting to play for the other team, and if she did, I doubt she’d choose Angel. I know it’s a bit harsh but she’s not exactly drop dead gorgeous is she?

"What is this noise? Oh, you're singing? Hon-estly, I did not get that"

Anyway, other revelations from last night’s highlights show included the fact that Karly can hold a tune while Sophie and Sree couldn’t hold one in a bucket marked TUNE. We also discovered that Siavash has no grasp of English history and struggles to read coherently. He also has the world’s most monotonous reading aloud voice; I nearly fell asleep listening to him drone through the task rules which seemed to take about 12 years. In addition, he can’t read Roman numerals and thought VIII meant 12 when in fact it of course means 8.

Poor old Halfwit’s onto a losing battle with his ‘I’ll teach you how to sing’ routine too isn’t he? As we saw last night, Sree was more interested in cake than scales and Sophie just glazes over the second he begins to speak. And to be fair, I know he thinks he can sing but he really can’t. He’s not the world’s worst singer at all but equally, I wouldn’t rush out to by his EP.

"I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant pluckers son..."

I think this could turn out to be a good task for riling everyone up though because I don’t see how three housemates are going to cook for everyone three times a day and get a big banquet ready so that should be interesting. I did have a good titter when Marcus and Charlie were assaulting people with a pig’s trotter though and Sree stood with his hands in the air as if it was actually a gun, not a pig hoof. He shouted that he’s not allowed to touch pork so he's evidently forgotten that he made raw bacon butties for everyone not that long ago.

But the biggest joy of joys was hearing that it’s true; tonight, we get to see them – except for Charlie courtesy of Siavash choosing him to not nominate – nominate in front of each other and live on air. Oh the mwahhhhhh joy of it! I cannot wait. I reckon that Sree and Angel might well be up this week. Who do you reckon it’ll be?