Throng

Freddie celebrates finally passing that motion while Karly explains how big it was.

Oh dear, I think the lack of cigs is getting to Karly; she’s very testy isn’t she? And she took out some of that anger and pent up nicotine withdrawal on Halfwit in last night’s Channel 4 highlights show...

It was a real battle of Who’s In Charge of This Task when Karly wanted to rehearse and Halfwit wanted to listen again to the song they had to sing. If there’d been any snow around, it would’ve turned into a potential p***ing contest!

Halfwit reckoned that given the MP3 players had to be returned in a few minutes, they should take the time to listen to the song again while Karly and Rodrigo said they knew the song but needed to rehearse it all together. In the end, Halfwit won out when Karly sarcastically said, “OK, let’s do what Freddie wants”.

Freddie protested that it wasn’t about doing what Freddie wanted but Karly was having none of it and she went off to complain about him to the others. Then later, when they actually had to perform the song, something went astray; Halfwit sang over Rodrigo’s bit which put him off and according to Karly, BB didn’t play the same timing of the music as they’d had on their MP3 players.

Halfwit though reckoned that she and Rodrigo had “been too slow” singing their bits. He’s either brave or totally mental. Doesn’t he know what a lack of nicotine can do to a girl?? Here’s a clip of their efforts…

Yikes. Bar Karly, they sounded like dying cats didn’t they? Anyway, the task continued unabated with the others all doing their bit...

"Trust me... I'm a docker. Hon-estly"

Not surprisingly, Sree cocked up the Ice Cream task early on by getting BB’s very first order wrong and then we saw last night that when BB woke him and Sophie to prepare an order in the middle of the night, he hadn’t got a Scooby what BB had said. When he tried to repeat the order to Sophie, he just randomly selected ice creams from the menu because the order simply hadn’t sunk in.

Marcus kept prompting Sree to first of all answer the damn phone – which had me screaming at my telly “Frickin’ well answer it!!” – as Sree dithered about putting his hat on and then proclaimed Sree was “totally f***ing useless” as he wandered about half asleep trying to remember the order. I think it’s safe to say they’ve screwed up their task.

And I’m afraid Sree sealed his fate with me when he was asked in the diary room if he thought he might go on Friday and he replied that he was “200% positive” that he would not. Yeah… see ya Sree!

But last night’s show had me in pieces laughing at Siavash when he was trying to sit down in the diary room then falling over in his barrel costume. I was literally crying when he asked BB to get one of the housemates to help him up and declared, “Right, no more sitting”. It was really hilarious.

"Hey man, your cock's all droopy"

I wouldn’t mind Siavash winning actually, though I still think Rodrigo will. But in the meantime, I will be voting for Sree to go. His arrogance is getting on my left one now and it’s time he was offski in my opinion. Roll on Friday!