This Is Big Brother - Marcus, You Are A Tool...
Charlie demonstrates how to mount a dark horse
It’s Friday, it’s eviction day and, I hope, it’s Marcus’s last day in the house. In last night’s show, we heard him ranting on in the diary room about how fake everyone else is, how boring everyone else is and all delivered with his usual sitting in the chair stance while looking at the wall, not the camera.
I honestly believe his time’s up and far from everyone else being boring, he’s the dictionary definition of the word! When he’s not wan*ing, he’s under his duvet in the corner or whining or bitching, mostly about Siavash who’s way cooler than Marcus will ever be. He put the top hat on my growing dislike of him when he moaned that the guitar he was given was “shi*”.
He was given it so that he and Siavash could make up a song as part of their task. The fact is, he’s clearly not a very good guitar player, even though he’s yapped on for weeks that he’s the equivalent of Hendrix. You know what they say about a bad workman blaming his tools… well, he’s the tool I blame for the song ending up sounding like a cat murdering spree.
However, despite everyone complaining during the bike task – and a multitude of other moans – and Sophie losing track of what she was doing during her and Rodrigo’s dance task, they passed their overall shopping task and will get a luxury budget this week.
We also saw David and Rodrigo falling out when David upset the Fez lookalike by saying he shouldn’t spend so long in the diary room when it was his turn to go on the bike that was powering two light bulbs. Rodrigo went off on one, as he does, and it all ended in his customary, “Shut up, no you shut up, shut up” flids. Bless him.
Other than that, there really wasn’t much to say about last night’s show, but that’s ok because tonight, it’s the big one. So who’s going to go? Marcus or Siavash? I’m really, really hoping it’ll be Marcus. He so needs bringing down a peg or two and he needs to realise he’s just not as great as he thinks he is. Bring it on!
I’ll see you on Monday for a round-up of the weekends events and more bitching and gossiping. Yiippeee!
