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The Irrepressible Dark Horse is in fact… Pressible

Marcus tries to locate his brain

So, Marcus left, much to his own surprise. Siavash stayed and the housemates, it would seem, learn slower than baboons...

We saw the remaining six housemates taking part in the Task With No Name and taking hours to figure out that the Fail-Pass O’Meter only went up when someone left the task room and went back down to fail when they came back in.

Once they’d eventually figured it out, some years later, they passed and were rewarded with a Chinese takeaway and booze, oh, and an extra £10k on the prize money that everyone reckons they just so don’t care about… yeah, right.

However, getting back to Marcus leaving, I don’t know why he thinks it’s so clever to swear so much. As soon as Davina began making the eviction results speech into the house, she of course said, “You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear” to which Marcus immediately said, “Boll*cks.” Oooo, impressive, not. I suspect he’s after a career in TV or radio where swearing and general aggression are the in thing. Sad.

Still, nobody shed any real tears over his leaving, but Charlie of course had to mince into the diary room and claim he was really, really missing Marcus. He did a very good job of hiding his grief all weekend though.

And all weekend, Rodrigo has been noting that it’s the final time they’ll do this or that; it’s gone shockingly fast this series of BB and it’s all over next Friday. So who do you reckon will be in the final three? I’m hoping it’ll be Rodrigo, Sophie and Siavash but I’m still undecided about who I want to win.

Lisa demonstrates how to cope with a lot of bush in your face...

However, before that, someone’s going on Tuesday. Tonight’s highlights show should be a good one though because we’re going to get to see what happened when the housemates were shown former nominations, and apparently, it’s caused havoc.

They also had to nominate again which they hadn’t banked on. They all thought the nominations bit was over. They should know by now that BB can and does change the format and rules whenever he/she feels like it! The result was that – so far – Charlie, Siavash and Sophie are up, but what we don’t know is if anyone else is too. I guess we’ll find that out tonight!

See you tomorrow!