Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!

Bea felt a right tit...
Well, Bea’s not dead, just evicted, but I’m glad she’s gone. Davina gave her a bit of a grilling during the interview though didn’t she?
However, back with the housemates, none of them seemed sorry to see the back of her. I didn’t see anyone in tears over her departure anyway. Mind you, Lisa might miss her because who else is she going to get to pluck her boobs? Spew.
David, however, looking like something out of Dad’s Army, was just chuffed that he’d stayed, bless.

David demonstrates what to do if face to face with the enemy...
One thing I’ve noticed about David increasingly this weekend though is that he just can’t do quiet. He talks at the top of his voice all the time; it’s as if he’s used to conversing with the hard of hearing or something...
“OH I’M DEAD ‘APPY BIG BROTHER!” he yelled in the diary room. “I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M STILL ‘ERE!”
Well, he is and therefore, he took part in the wrestling task, which was the highlight of the whole weekend for me, but before that, we had the shock-horror of BB letting the housemates see some magazine articles about them.
Sophie was beside herself over comments in one mag that speculated that she might be pregnant, but she was even more annoyed that Kris had been quoted as saying, “A gentleman never tells.” The fact is, Sophie had told Noirin that she and Kris had done the deed, but she was furious with Kris for not denying it! But if he’d denied it, it would have been like he was saying she’d lied, so in that regard, he couldn’t win. Poor sap.
But with Sophie now declaring that it’s off with Kris, I wonder if he’ll be there when she’s evicted?
Anyway, back to the oil wrestling challenge and Charlie was like a sulky kid throughout. He’s getting on my wick and I hope he’s up this week, but I doubt he will be. I suspect he’ll be there until the final.
So who do we reckon will be up this week? I’m thinking maybe Marcus, David and/or Lisa… it’s getting harder to call as time goes on, but they are about the most irritating so I think they’re sitting ducks, nomination-wise. I guess we’ll find out later today or tomorrow who’s facing the chop… I can’t wait!
See you tomorrow!














