Carole is giving Sam a lesson on boiling an egg while Brian is outside talking to Liam and Tracey about how he's doing the shopping list today which just so happens to be the last one of the year.

Ziggy, Liam and Jonty talk about the shopping list and Liam is treating it like military operation. He's expecting her to want 50 million carrots.

Big Brother calls for someone to the diary room to collect the shopping list. They've got £324 and Carole immediately wants to write down what she wants for her vegetarian meals. Brian wants to know how much he's got left over to play with.

Ziggy is talking to Kara-Louise and wonders why she's not out there helping with the shopping list. She says because she doesn't think she'll be here so it doesn't really matter. Ziggy says that she shouldn't say that. Then, Tracey tells him that if she goes then he can have her tobacco. Ziggy doesn't think she'll go either. He's wrong about one of them.

Carole, who was adamant she wasn't getting involved in the shopping list wants a kilo of carrots and five onions.

Ziggy is in the diary room telling Big Brother that he is happy that Brian is doing the shopping list.

Everyone got what they wanted so they're all happy.

Brian asks Amanda who knows more, him or Liam. She answers him but is very coy.

Carole is in the diary room and is saying she's backing off a lot of things, particularly Ziggy. She says that if they've given her a role in the house for the last ten weeks then to complain about it now is a bit silly. She thinks that him want to argue is perhaps an attempt to get rid of her.

Brian is called to the diary room. He's worried that he's in trouble. Jonty and Tracey are trying to figure out what paddington bear's aunt's name was. Big Brother says that he's noticed that they've run out of cigarettes. He tells Brian that if he can make Big Brother laugh by telling him some jokes then he will give him some smokes. Brian says he's not funny but is laughing while he says it. He has three minutes. He tells some jokes but there is no noise. Barely a breath. Instead of telling jokes he begs. He is angry because he fails.

Liam asks Brian what jokes he told. He tells him the joke about Girls Aloud and Liam smirks but doesn't laugh in disbelief.

Liam is called into the diary room and he tells his joke. He gets a chuckle out of Big Brother and is given his pack but he's not allowed to share them. Brian is annoyed even further and exclaims that he never wins anything. He thinks it's torture and doesn't find it funny at all. Tracey tells him that it is torture.

Carole is telling them about how observant she is and about what the camera's do. Liam thinks she is noticing things that aren't there because she's talking about him and the twins.

Ziggy is in the diary room to try and make Big Brother laugh. Liam and Tracey have both made him laugh and have been given cigarettes while Brian is still moping about failing. Ziggy tells a rude joke and fails to get anything out of Big Brother.

Brian is trying to convince Amanda that they should go out for a date when they leave. At least something. Amanda is awkwardly laughing.

The housemates are playing Kiss, Marry and Evict while they drink alcohol. They're all laughing and having fun with a bit of booze in the system.

Liam and Tracey are smoking and talking about Friday night and Liam is sure it's a double eviction.

Jonty is playing with the Loud Hailer while Brian and Amanda are having a moment in the bedroom. Ziggy says he's going for a swim and leaves the bedroom. Kara-Louise comes in and says perhaps they want some time alone. He finally leaves to go and get changed for swimming. Brian is very flirty and Amanda doesn't seem as into him as much as he is into her but she still stays. I don't think she wants to hurt his feelings because they are good friends in the house.

Sam is in the diary room and is upset at Carole about her saying the camera's have been on Sam and Liam and that Amanda was given the loud hailer to try and keep Sam and Liam together. She cries because Carole had also said that she thought that Liam had tried to get her drunk. She's been made to feel uncomfortable.

Amanda and Brian are still in the bedroom and Brian is telling her that she can't blame a boy for trying.

Sam finally comes out of the diary room after drying away her tears. She goes into the bedroom and she cries again when Brian notices that she's upset. They go into the bathroom and Brian guesses that it's about what Carole said about her and Liam. He tells her not to worry cause she just likes to gossip. They head out to the caravan where Amanda and Brian continue to try and calm her down.

Jonty and Kara-Louise are in the bathroom talking and Jonty is just standing there in the middle of the room without a towel on. Kara doesn't seem too bothered by it but it just seems very strange that he's there parading himself around for her to see. Gross moment. One scene that none of us wanted to see. Jonty naked!

Sam is still crying and saying she misses her boyfriend lots. She's worried about how it's going to be portrayed on TV.

Carole talks to Tracey and says that she'd noticed them in the bedroom consoling Sam and thought that she just wanted to warn them about the cameras because she had seen them.