How to balance a book on your head

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Amanda is complaining to Liam about having to speak into the loud haler when ever she wants to say something. Liam says that for someone who doesn't like it she's doing an awful lot of talking.

Today's task is about deportment. The housemates must complete an obstacle course while balancing books on their heads. Books a falling off everywhere and there are a few "whoopsies".

While the housemates wander around the house practicing balancing books on their heads, Ziggy is in the diary room talking about Carole. (She's actually in the bedroom scraping dead skin off her feet with something that looks like a small cheese grater).

Sam and Amanda are in the garden and Sam drops her book on Amanda's foot. Amanda is screaming in pain but without her loud hailer. Big Brother's voice booms over the speakers and says that he can't hear her.

Kara-Louise is in the diary room completing an etiquette task.

Big Brother announces that nominations will be taking place shortly and the twins are shocked and had forgotten all about it. There go a few more "whoopsies".

Carole is asking Jonty what sort of things would be considered rude and inappropriate in the company of women. Jonty answers that he thinks bodily functions, to release gas from the mouth or any other area in an unashamed way, particularly followed by a cocophany of manic laughter would be considered as unacceptable.

Kara-Louise tells Liam and Ziggy that when she came in she had £18,000 in debt. Most of it was student loans. Liam says she should pose for Zoo. She doesn't want to do anything that would embarrass her family. Ziggy says that it's too late for that.

This week, there will be three housemates up for eviction and the two with the highest number of votes will be going home. Sam and Amanda have nominated Jonty and Kara-Louise. Brian nominates Jonty and Kara-Louise as well. Brian comes out and can't find his book before Carole is called into the diary room. She votes for Tracey and Ziggy. Jonty votes for Brian and Liam.

Kara-Louise is irritating Ziggy and driving him crazy. Ziggy goes outside and screams in frustration at her annoying antics.

Kara-Louise nominates Tracey and Liam. Liam votes for Kara-Louise and Jonty. Tracey then votes for Kara-Louise and Jonty. Ziggy nominates Kara-Louise and Jonty but then changes his vote to Tracey.

Ziggy's last second change to Tracey means that Liam is saved from being up for eviction. Jonty, Kara-Louise and Tracey will all face the public vote on Friday.

The housemates are on the couch discussion their use of words and how it doesn't really matter.

There is an obstacle course in the garden and the housemates have to navigate around the course avoiding all the posh obstacles and then stroke a dog three times. Carole was the only one to drop the book on the task meaning that they've passed this part of the task.

Tracey is in the diary room asking about cigarettes. Her request has been declined so she'll be going without.

Sam and Amanda are in the diary room being tested on the Social Etiquette Guide.

Brian and Ziggy are talking about the young girls of the Big Brother house and how Sam and Amanda are the only ones left. Kara-Louise seems a lot older than 22. Brian says that he thinks she fancies Ziggy.

Kara-Louise is plucking her pubes out of her armpits and everyone finds it disgusting. She decides to take her tweezers and safety pin elsewhere. Out in the lounge, the twins and Jonty are singing cowboy songs.

Here are the Big Brother Voting Numbers:

To evict JONTY
call 09011 21 22 21

To evict KARA-LOUISE
call 09011 21 22 22

To evict TRACEY
call 09011 21 22 11

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