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Stuart says he's in Big Brother for the experience but wont be having sex on national television.

Dennis and Mohamed don't seem to be getting on. Dennis tells him he's a bully. Dennis keeps repeating to him "leave me alone please". Mohamed just wants him to stop making remarks about him behind his back.

Rachel is in the diary room talking about the vibe in the house and she's not liking it. She isn't sure why people just can't get along.

Sylvia and Lisa talk to Dennis and suggest he be the bigger man and sort it out. Sylvia approaches Mohamed about patching things up with Dennis.

Dennis and Mohamed sit down and start to talk out their issues. Dennis and Mohamed make up and then decide it would be awesome to punk the house. They storm off to the yard with some heated conversation before Dennis pushes Mohamed over in front of some shocked housemates. They then start to laugh at how well they managed to trick everyone.

Rex tells Stuart about everyone in the house. He tells him that Sylvia has a boyfriend.

Lisa tells Stuart that she met Mario over ebay after she bought a crystal ball off him.

Mohamed wants to know what the deal is with Sylvia and Stuart. She swears that she doesn't have a crush on him.

Michael and Mario are in the diary room talking about the arrival of Stuart and how much of an eye candy he is for the house. The girls and Dennis. They talk about how they noticed Jen's face when he walked in and how she was drooling over the fresh meat.

Sylvia shares some of her food with Dennis and Dale but when Jen asks for some cookie, Mikey catches her out.

Mikey has his underpants on backwards. Rachel helps him count as he skips on a rope to 30.

Mohamed is in the diary room complaining to Big Brother about Sylvia hiding the food. He doesn't want to speak up though because every time he has he has gotten in trouble. He thinks it is unfair.

Sylvia refuses to use the shower because there is someones hair all over the place.

Mohamed wants to have a meeting and get some stuff off his chest about not getting his halal meat.

Mario speaks his mind about the food and gives his "I manage people" speech again.

Mohamed takes the floor and says that he felt left out of the group. The conversation turns to how the task was done. Rex thought it was done well but others disagree. Michael then complains about people having pillow fights. Did anything just get resolved?

Luke and Rebecca are in the diary room talking about what utter nonsense the meetings are. They want to clarify that they are not a couple. They think Kathreya is a real match maker but she has their relationship wrong.

Mario and Lisa discuss the dynamics of the house and how it is when you put a group of people from all walks of life in one place.

After winning the luxury food budget everyone is talking about how they should spend it and ration the food. Rex talks up his experience with food and how he sometimes comes up with more than a dozen menus every year.

They have an hour to prepare the shopping list and it's pretty manic. Mohamed is wanting his his halal meat. Mario and Dale are not happy about the way the list has gone. They wanted more chocolate. They say it will be different next week. Some of the housemates are sure that they will be out of food by the middle of the week.

Rex is in the diary room under the impression that no one was complaining about the shopping list.

Mario wants Rex to realise this isn't a restaurant but more like a family.

Lisa and Kathreya talk religion and karma and how Alex has had it come back around.

Wayne Rooney is embarking on a search for the country's best undiscovered footballer in a new TV show for Sky One.

The 22 year England and Manchester United player will give an insight into the newlywed's life and personality on the show "Wayne Rooney's Street Striker.

A team of judges will whittle down 50 candidates before two finalists go head-to-head to win an, as yet, undisclosed prize.

Applications for the show will be out next month.

Fed up of being the nice guy, Danny decides he'll give Hannah a taste of her own medicine, and leads Mercedes up to his bedroom.

Songs in this episode: Shake A Fist - Hot Chip

Hannah & Danny

Hannah has 5 missed calls from Danny. Hannah tells Danny about her drinking session with Nancy. Hannah apologises for being intoxicated yesterday.

Frankie Panics as Warren discovers a bomb underneath Charlie's buggy and dives in to save him

Songs in this episode:

Warren knocks a milk bottle off the bench and it smashes on the ground next to Louise. Darren drops an empty beer keg next to Newt and a car backfires close to Nancy. They're all on edge after the bomb at the Loft.

Louise & Warren

Warren tells Louise he'll find who let off the bomb in the loft. Louise says she knows who it is. Warren isn't sure Frankie could pull that off.

Camile upsets Louise by asking if she thinks the intention by the bomb was to kill her.

Warren tells Ravi that nothing like this had happened until he turned up.

Louise is upset over the attacks and feels threatened after seeing the posters. Warren comes in and see the poster and storms off saying it is going to end now.

Sylvia has a bit of a voice as well as she's still singing Total Eclipse of the Heart. They've been

Alexandra is talking to Darnell and mouthing off about how everyone has to come out of the house and she has a strong crew of gangstas. She's implying that they're going to afflict some pain once everyone leaves the house.

Rex, Rebecca and Dennis are at the ash tray talking about Alexandra's threats.

Alexandra De-Gale has been removed from the Big Brother house as a result of intimidating behavior that she was repeatedly warned about.

The decision was based on a conversation that Alexandra had with Darnell where she allegedly told him that "I'm not throwing water at anyone. It's bigger that that... personal offence is never forgotten. Do you know what I mean? We are just inside the house. I've got a very, very, very, very, very strong team outside the house.

For the shopping task this week, the housemates will become acquainted with all things Japanese. The tables and chairs have all been lowered and there is a Karate mat in the yard.

Big Brother wakes everyone up by playing Turning Japanese.

The housemates are intrigued by the changes in the house.

Dennis, Darnell and Mohamed are playing out voiced over kung fu movies.

It's Mohamed's birthday today. He's 24. Mario congratulates him and makes an observation that he's been a bit quieter the last couple of days. He doesn't want to be dealing with all the stabbing in the back.

Big Brother announces that nominations are about to take place.

Alexandra nominates Rex and Dennis. Dale has nominated Mario and Alexandra and Darnell has nominated Mario and Lisa. Dennis nominates Mario and Alexandra. Jennifer nominates Mario and Lisa. Kathreya nominates Alex and Sylvia. Lisa nominates Jennifer and Sylvia. Luke nominates Mohamed and Mario. Mario nominates Sylvia and Dennis. Michael nominates Alex and Dennis. Mohamed nominates Alex and Dennis. Rachel nominates Alexandra and Sylvia. Rebecca nominates Alex and Darnell. Rex nominates Alex and Mario. Sylvia finally nominates Alexandra and Mario.

Eli takes a polaroid photograph and clips it to a stick which he attaches in front of a security camera.

Louise is trying to find something to wear. Warren gives her some cash to buy something new.

Newt talks to Frankie about how peaceful she finds it outside first thing in the morning.

Tony is playing classical music while cooking breakfast. Jacqui isn't impressed at the racket. She wants a coffee and not "music's sedative". He's made a copy of the music for Tina because he wants her to know they not have a place of tranquility and calm. The doorbell rings. It's Mercedes. Tony isn't happy to see her.

Louise wants Warren to look his best and hopes he'll put on a tuxedo. Ravi arrives with a boxing bag but Louise doesn't want it there because they have their image to think about.

Jacqui thinks she's a control freak and is responsible for Tina leaving.

What was that song that they play on Hollyoaks during June 2008?

Wednesday June 4th
Tired of Hanging Around - The Zutons

Thursday June 5th
My Same - Adele

Mario and Rachel are talking about the task and how desperate they are for all the fruit and goodies from a luxury shopping budget.

Lisa has been putting on some lipstick but Mario thinks she looks like the Joker.

Mohamed is eating mayonnaise on toast. Alex is mad about him taking 2 slices of toast. She doesn't eat breakfast normally and thinks all he does is eat. She thinks he's a human trash can. She's thankful she doesn't live with Mohamed on the outside as she's sure he'd eat her out of house and home.

Mario is reading the Big Brother welcome pack and is reading the rules about nominations to Mikey.

Alex is complaining to Dennis in the bathroom about Rex and Mohamed.

The housemates are gathered at the sofas for todays task. 6250g of potato crisps need to be sorted into the appropriate bag. Housemates need to lick each crisp to figure out which flavour they are. They need to be within 5% of the correct weight at the end of the task to win a token.