Throng

Hello BGT fans, it's the last semi-final tonight. Boo hoo hoo. It's all coming to an end. Tomorrow night is the final. EXCITING.

Amanda Holden has said she is going to climax tonight. TMI love.

First up, the Dreambears are 'dancing'. They're sequinned and sparkly, but they're nowt. My Dad and his mates could do their dancing. It's no extraordinary talent. This is all about the novelty of three blokes dicking around for fun. Tonight they're hopping around to It's Raining Men by the Weather Girls. Think naff hen do party.

Simon has buzzed. He ain't bothered. He says they will not do for in front of the Queen.

Piers thinks they are a "guilty pleasure". Ooh err.

Amanda thought it was "credit crunch camp". What's the credit crunchie got to do with it?

They won't get in.

Now is sweet family act Good Evans. If you remember, in the audition Simon said the kids were better than the parents. Eliott the son was incredible. 

They're singing Breaking Free from High School Musical. Good choice of song, I must say. Very down with the kiddies/adults who like Zac Efron.

I have to say, they're not as great this time.

Piers has buzzed.

It's nice and cute, but not worthy of going through.

Piers says "Eliott is the star here". 

Amanda says Piers is talking rot. She thought it was a "great performance".

Simon says that the Evans family had a good time, but those watching didn't. He says they won't win. He's right.

Now we have Luke Clements. He got through for juggling apples and biting them at the same time. 

Simon's buzzed him as he threw a melon in the air and set it off with dynamite. The Queen won't like that, she hates waste.

Now he's juggling three lit up things. He's been buzzed twice more. STOP.

It's done, thank goodness. Was pants. Amanda said he juggled fire, which is what EVERY JUGGLER WHO AUDITIONS does. He wasn't different or extraordinary.

Yaaawn. Come on. Even the judge's comments on this are boring. 

Now little Hollie Steel. In her audition she sang I Could Have Danced All Night. She won't be in a ballerina tutu tonight though. Come on Hollie, I want you to do well!

She's singing Aidelweiss. I had to Google the spelling of that. It's not as great a the audition, and oh God no, she's stopped. She's getting upset, she's crying. NOOOOO. Awww poor Hollie. It's too much for her. So much bloody pressure is put on these kids, it's not right. They feel like if they fail or do bad the world is over.

Oh God, they don't have time to do it again. She's sobbing.

Simon says they'll find the time for her. God bless you, Cowell. He says they'll speed ahead and find time for her to sing again. Oh I feel awful for her.

Adverts now. I need a drink.

Back, and we have Martin Macham. He's the bloke who had his mother-in-law stick up for him in the audition. It was embarassing.

He's singing and playing Addicted to Love. He's not a good singer. His guitar playing is average. I'm surprised he hasn't been buzzed yet. Oh wait, Simon just buzzed him.

He has improved his last time, but he's still not good, really.

Simon says he shouldn't worry too much about what he should play tomorrow night. Hahahaha.

Piers and Amanda liked him though.

Now it's Aidan Davis, street dancer from Birmingham. His first audition was great, but Aidan says he can do better than that.

He's dancing to a medly of Justin Timberlake/Timberland stuff.

He's kind of the same as his audition. There is a weird hologrammy screen behind him showing him loads, if that makes sense, so it's hard to know where to look.

The judges were impressed by him though, and they liked him a lot. Simon said he would be surprised if Aidan was not in the final tomorrow night. 

Back now after adverts and Hollie is performing again. She still seems a bit nervous and wobbly. It seems to be cut differently. I wonder if this was filmed in the advert time. Amanda is mouthing along to the words with her. She's done it now, and she's happy but still a bit weepy. 

Simon says she is now the "bravest girl in the world". Piers says that is one of the "gutsiest things he ha ever seen". She's crying happy tears now I think, and she seems relieved it's over. Amanda says she is such a little professional.

Now Cardiff dance troupe DCD Seniors. These were a fun group. I hope they do something good tonight.

They're okay. Different to the other dance acts in the semi-finals. Not quite totally in-sync with eachother, not totally polished. They're kicky and enthusiastic though. They also remove some clothes half-way through their act. Always a good thing to do, whatever dance you do.

Simon says they are "energetic" but not very "current". He thinks they "may have a shot" at getting through to the final. Amanda thinks the girls have "variety" and "make-up and sparkle". I think she likes their ourfits more than anything.

FINALLY, now we have Greg Pritchard. The last act of the semi-finals.

OH GOD HE'S DOING BARCELONA. As both Freddie Mercury and that woman who sang with him. Simon's buzzed him.

I find this act insulting and I'm not sure why. He's making a novelty of his voice when he could sing properly with it. No no no. Please don't go through.

VOTING NUMBERS AND INFORMATION HERE.

10 minutes to vote. Do it now.

Paul Potts has sung, and now the lines are closed.

The first person who is absolutely through to the final with the most votes, is: AIDAN DAVIS

The next two most popular acts are: HOLLIE STEEL and GREG PRITCHARD

The judges must choose between Hollie and Greg.

Simon chooses: HOLLIE

Amanda chooses: HOLLIE

Piers chooses: HOLLIE

AIDAN and HOLLIE are through to the final. Oh God I hope Hollie can calm down and sort herself out for tomorrow. 

Tomorrow night I'll leave you in the capable hands of BBB who will blog the LIVE FINAL. So long, bye bye.