Throng

Location Location Location is an irritating programme to watch. It’s always been irritating. These days, it’s more annoying than ever because, whilst the whole nation wallows in the credit crunch gloop, Phil and Kirstie gaily skip around with the only remaining people in the whole of Britain who can even think about buying a house.

Not that the show is that simple. You see, what the show is really about is would-be house buyers being absolutely idiotic and desperately trying to NOT buy a house in the face of two perfectly reasonable and lovely humans who know what they’re talking about.

Wednesday, August 12 on 4

This week's search straddles opposite banks of the Mersey. In the Wirral fancy dress shop owner Gary Wakefield has his eyes on a family home. Gary and wife Nicky openly admit they are the fussiest house hunters in the country. After 18 months of searching for their dream home, they really need a reality check from Britain's premier property duo. The second set of house hunters are friends and graduate doctors Gemma Kealty and Susannah Brown, who at the tender age of 23 are pooling resources for a first time buy. They have just ?200,000 to spend on a flatshare in trendy Sefton Park.

Wednesday, August 5 on 4

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer return for a brand new series. In this edition they house hunt for two young couples in Hertfordshire. Martine Wright and Nick Wiltshire met in 2003 and are about to get married. On 7 July 2005, Martine lost both legs in the London bombings. She spent a tough year learning to walk again. Now these nearlyweds are finally able to look to the future and need a home where they can settle down and raise their family. Dina Mistry and Pradeep Patel are also making up for lost time: they have been trying to escape their cramped Finchley flat for almost a year.

Monday 21 July 2008

It's a double whammy catch-up this week, as Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer revisit two sets of house hunters who proved themselves to be enough of a challenge the first time around; so has anything changed? Lottery winners and millionaires Roger and Lara Griffiths are looking for their dream home, and ex-army major Anjie Tilley wants a property in Yorkshire near her friends and family... but not too close!

Monday 30 June

This week Kirstie and Phil are searching for two new homes for two couples around Exeter in Devon.

Monday 23 June

Even in the midst of the credit crunch, there are still some people who are buying, and who better to offer sound advice than Kirstie and Phil? This week the duo are searching for two couples in north west London.

Wednesday 4 June

With the UK property market facing tumultuous times, it's easy to forget that people are still buying and selling houses. Cue Phil Spencer and Kirstie Allsopp, with their unique brand of good advice and sensible information. This year they are taking on the plights of two sets of desperate house hunters and also they're tackling the thorny issue of stamp duty, lobbying to help out the people who are most in need: the first time buyers. New series Kirstie and Phil's Property Guide follows afterwards on More4.