Throng

Poor Tina McIntyre – played by Michelle Keegan – is going to face a “dark” time in coming weeks as she buckles under the stress of grieving for dad Joe and the break down of her relationship with Jason Grimshaw.

And in a shock upcoming storyline, Tina’s going to try to starve herself to death. The Daily Star reports that Tina’s controversial suicide storyline will air in the next few weeks, but it seems she has an unlikely saviour in the form of Graeme Proctor, who’s played by Craig Gazey.

The paper reports that when Graeme realises Tina hasn’t been seen for several days, Graeme goes to her flat, and when she doesn’t respond to his frantic knocks at the door, he breaks it down and finds Tina unconscious and near death.

There’s a rough time ahead for Molly in Corrie when she finds out she’s pregnant, but who, we cry, is the daddy?

Well, if it’s Kevin, he’s not in the least bit impressed as the pics below – courtesy of Sky TV – show…

When Molly tells him she’s pregnant, he’s furious and angrily orders her to ‘get rid’ of the baby.

Speaking to What’s On TV, Vicky Binns who plays Molly said, "He [Kevin] actually burns the baby scan photo in front of her and orders her to get rid of the baby.

“Molly's devastated. He's vile. He questions whether or not the baby is even his."

However, it’s a different story when Molly breaks the news to Tyrone; the poor lad’s delighted and doesn’t have any idea that the baby might not be his...

There’s an exciting couple of weeks coming up in EastEnders as Max finally tracks down Stacey…

When he finds her, he apparently forcibly bundles her into his car with the intention of making her confess that she killed Archie in order to clear Bradley’s name.

However, The Sun reports that as Max roughly handles Stacey, he may risk her unborn child.

In other spoiler news, Ronnie and Roxy are about to go to war over the ownership of Booty.

The salon is being auctioned off now that Tanya’s left the Square, and both girls want it for their very own. Danny’s backing Roxy while Jack’s in Ronnie’s camp, but who’ll be victorious?

There’s soon to be a dramatic twist to the Molly, Kevin, Tyrone love triangle when Molly is seriously hurt in a car crash.

The storyline will follow pregnant Molly as she and Tyrone go for a drive in the country to discuss the baby. Tyrone believes the child’s his, but so does Molly’s lover Kev.

But suddenly, the car hits something in the road and spins in the air before landing, crushed. Tyrone isn’t seriously hurt, but Molly is and fears for her unborn baby.

As paramedics take Molly away, Tyrone’s with her but somehow, Kev’s in the vicinity and he too frantically tries to get to Molly, but he’s held back by police.

So will the baby survive? And which one of them is the dad? We’ll get to see these dramatic scenes next month.

As a regular viewer of Hollyoaks (Channel 4) I'm often forced into defending the show from sneering naysayers. Most of the time, these naysayers watch other soaps without lambasting them for being unrealistic and daft. At least with Hollyoaks, you can laugh at the bad acting without too much guilt and the cast are precisely 38% better looking than anyone else on TV.

However, that all said, lately it's been increasingly difficult to justify the show, even to myself. Hollyoaks is in a massive rut and has gone from melodramtic silliness and moronic good fun to wallowing and increasingly reliant on overly long story arcs which are as pointless as they are irritating.

Which is why, it's great to hear that the new boss of the show (a chap called Paul Marquess) is going to trim some fat with his TV scissors.

There’s heartache aplenty in Coronation Street in the coming weeks when Gail’s suspected of murdering Joe, John Stape may be headed back to prison, and Steve and Becky face heartbreak…

This week, we’ll see the police becoming more and more suspicious about Gail’s involvement in Joe’s death.

And when they take her in for questioning, it looks very likely that she’ll be charged with murder. We’ll keep you posted on that storyline.

Elsewhere on the Street, while trying to get a decent job, ex-jailbird John Stape makes the big mistake of stealing the identity of a teacher to secure a job at a local school, despite his wife Fiz begging him not to go through with the plan.

Hollyoaks fave Cindy Hutchinson – played by Stephanie Waring – is about to accuse Jake Dean – played by Kevin Sacre – of kidnapping her daughter Holly.

Stephanie told Bang International that when Holly goes missing, her character "clutches at straws" and instantly points the finger at Jake.

She said, "Cindy calls Holly's phone for about the hundredth time, and someone answers. It's a man's voice, and it turns out to be Jake.

"He's found the mobile in the woods - and because of his chequered past, Cindy automatically thinks that he's done something to her little girl."

And Bang also report that as time goes on and there’s still no sign of Holly, the police ask the family to make a TV appeal which Tony’s keen to do.

Stephanie added, "The police tell them to wait before launching any kind of appeal for Holly, because it's better to do an official one.

Coming up on Corrie, the news we’ve been expecting all week but which Gail can’t believe when it comes is that Joe’s dead and his body has been found in the lake.

When the police turn up and ask Gail to identify the body, she’s horrified, but even worse is breaking the news to Joe’s daughter, Tina. Gail just can’t face it so David volunteers… oh dear. Here are the piccys courtesy of Sky TV

And Tina can’t believe what she’s hearing. In fact, she thinks it’s another of David’s ‘jokes’ and lashes out angrily, but Tina knows in her heart that even David wouldn’t joke about something like that.

So Tina and Gail go to the hospital morgue together, and there’s no doubt that the body is indeed Joe’s, which of course leaves both women devastated.

Charity and Noah in danger!

Coming up on Emmerdale, Cain unwittingly puts both Charity and Noah in harms way when he and Jai Sharma cook up a plan to teach both Debbie and Nikhil a lesson.

When Cain learns that Debbie’s set up a ‘arrangment’ with Nikhil to shift some dodgy sat-navs, he’s not a happy bunny. So he confronts Nikhil only to be told to bog off and mind his own business.

Not a one to let a thing lie, Cain goes to see Jai and tells him all about the scheme...

Jai’s furious and between them, Cain and Jai decide to van-jack – if there’s such a thing – the shipment of sat-navs before they reach the village.

It’s a boy!

Coming up in EastEnders, we’re about to meet the latest member of the Masood family, baby boy Kamil, and thanks to Sky TV, we've got sneek peek pics of him!

He makes an unexpected entrance when Zainab, having got herself into a right old state when she sees Syed and Christian together at the Masala Queen unit, goes into labour.

She’ll walk in on them sharing a tender moment, and her rage sets off her labour.

And there’s no time to get to the hospital, so, with Christian shouting instructions to Masood – as he’s on the phone to a 999 operator – baby Kamil is born.

There’s trouble ahead for Lisa when she ends up getting herself nicked!

Shadrach, trying to make amends for literally bringing the house down, nicks building materials from the Sharma’s, however, when Lisa’s pulled over by the boys in blue, she mistakenly thinks they’re after Olena.

So when they demand to search her van, she slugs one of them in the face! Here’s the sneek peeks courtesy of Sky TV…

Understandably, they arrest Lisa leaving Sam and Olena hiding in the woods. And when they report what’s happened to the rest of the Dingle clan, Shadders is in even more hot water.

In other news, Maisie’s still at the retreat and Nathan’s anger at how his father has destroyed their lives continues to grow. And he decides to take that anger on Ryan by telling Katie the truth about Ryan and Maisie.

EastEnders ex-copper Jack Branning is going to be shot as part of a new shock storyline. The incident involves Billie Jackson who we’ll see over the coming weeks hiding a gun. And when Jack’s shot, we’ll be left wondering if Billie shot him or if it was someone else who has a grudge against Jack.

And as with the Archie murder storyline, there won’t be any shortage of suspects. It’s been suggested that perhaps one of his many ex-girlfriends will lose control and want him dead, or perhaps it’s revenge by someone he’s arrested in the past.

We’ll be left wondering whether Jack pulls through or not as he’s rushed to hospital.

A Walford source told the Daily Star, "During his time in the square he's made a number of enemies.

“But it could well be someone from his dodgy past that catches up with him. And then there's his love life.

Janice betrayed by Kelly

It seems that Trevor the bin man is all set to break poor Janice’s heart. She doesn’t have much luck with blokes does she?

After asking Trevor to move in with her, Janice’s feelings for him grow, and she confides in best mate Kelly – played by Tupele Dorgu – that she’s falling for the hunky refuse management operative.

However, not long afterwards, Janice discovers that Kelly stayed overnight with Trevor, which prompts Janice to throw him and Kelly out. With that, it seems Trevor will ask Kelly to go with him, wherever it is he’s off to, and she accepts. So there’s Tupele’s exit sorted then, but poor Janice!

In other Street news, the Street’s longest serving actor, Bill Roache, is being honoured for his service to the show at a tribute evening later this year.

Things are hotting up in EastEnders over the next few weeks as the long-lost brother of Roxy and Ronnie turns up, and he manages to cause some ructions right away in that he and Amira – who’s not getting it at home; wonder why?? Not – is seduced into sharing a steamy kiss behind the pub with Danny.

Not exactly a romantic setting, but since it would seem that Syed’s got no interest in her ‘that way’ a girl’s gotta get it somewhere right??

However, it’s not long before she ‘fesses up and tells Syed that she and Danny kissed. So he gets a case of the manlys and squares up to Danny before showing Amira that he can indeed perform in the bedroom… I wonder if he was thinking of Christian the whole time?!

Also coming up, Roxy’s having yet another shake up at the Vic and makes everyone re-apply for their jobs, including the ousted Tracy.

Coming up in EastEnders, it seems that Syed and Amira’s wedding was a very big mistake, and not just because we of course know that Syed is in fact gay and in love with Christian, but it seems Amira’s about to find a touch of extra-marital love too!

In storylines that will air in about six weeks, we’ll see Syed and Amira settling into newly married life when show newcomer Danny Mitchell turns up on the Square.

We’ll first see him at Archie’s funeral, and it’ll turn out that he’s the brother Ronnie and Roxy didn’t know they had.

He makes himself at home in Walford and it’s not long before he and Amira get swept up into a steamy affair! In one scene, we’ll see them sharing a passionate clinch in the alleyway behind the Vic – which could tell some tales couldn’t it?