Big Brother

Before the housemates entered the house, Big Brother recorded them each asking themselves a question. Big Brother has decided that it’s time for these questions to be answered.

Brian’s question to himself was “Who do you fancy in the house”? He says if he was on the outside then he’d say Amanda was the hottest.

Carole’s video asks her if she’s got clean knickers on today. She says that in fact she has no knickers on today. Thanks for that Carole!

Chanelle asks “Chanelle… do you think you should have done that?” She answers yes.

Charley asks if she is proud of her journey so far. She rambles and says she’s proud of some things.

Ziggy’s question is “Do you think she enjoyed it as much as you did?” There are “OOoooooh”‘s all around. He answers “for the time we’ve had in here, yes”.

Chanelle says it makes him look like he only came in here for one thing. Ziggy leaves and in the bedroom he’s embarrassed and asks himself why on earth he said that.

Carole is still wearing her boxing gloves.

Ziggy is in the diary room talking about the task earlier and talks about the looks he got from Tracey and Nicky when they heard his question. He thinks it was funny at the start but when you’re in the house it’s completely different.

Liam has hidden the twins’ hair serum. They’re really upset. Apparently it’s like taking away a toothbrush… but ten times worse.

Nicky tells Brian that she’s going to be mortified if she is evicted and is booed.

Sam has stolen Gerry’s monkey so Gerry steals Amanda’s hair extensions. Gerry chases them and giggles like a little girl. Sam gets hit in the nose. It was an accident but Tracey gets involved and says Gerry is spiteful. It was just a play fight and Gerry tells Tracey it was uncalled for. It turns into another wonderful Big Brother moment with people ranting. Charley obviously feels left out of the Tracey and Gerry fight. Gerry gets Amanda and asks her if she used the word spiteful. She says she didn’t. Tracey then gets called a liar. Charley chips in with a “well they must have said it in another way”. Tracey is annoyed that Gerry just can’t move on. I’m guessing that Gerry is annoyed that Tracey can’t admit she is wrong.

Liam asks Amanda if she didn’t have a boyfriend if she’d go out with Brian. She says no. She asks if he would ever go out with Charley. Never ever he replies. They talk about Brian and Charley’s fight the other day. They say that everytime she has an argument she brings up what people said when she was outside. They’re a bit suspecting on her. This might be the first time we’ve seen the twins getting into an argument and having a wee gossip in the garden.

Carole gets called to the diary room and is given a task of threading a needle while wearing her gloves. If she can do it then she’ll be able to take her gloves off. She manages to accomplish the task.

Nicky talks to Tracey about whether she should forgive people who never returned her calls before she went into the Big Brother house but will probably be all friendly once she comes out. Tracey says she should tell them all to Big Brother off.

Charley says she is going to release a book about her life once she gets out of the house.

Gerry and Chanelle go to the diary room to inform Big Brother that Charley is going to write her autobiography and then mock her that she’s going to write it at the ripe old age of 21.

Charley talks to Tracey about how Chanelle is so envious of her. She then admits to deliberately trying to upset other housemates.

Nicky gets evicted and when she hears the boos coming through the speakers she looks terrified. Gerry is ecstatic that the public has saved him, just what he wanted.

Charley tells Ziggy not to interrupt her conversation with the twins and then interrupts Gerry and Carole. When they pull her up on it she throws another hissy and then calls the audience stupid. As if she doesn’t need any more hate directed towards her.

76% of the vote went to Nicky.

While the housemates ended up deciding that there was no one in the house partying it up large last night, the sight in the house certainly looks as though someone was living it up. The house has been trashed and there is food everywhere. Not only that, there is even what looks like vomit on the floor and faeces on the floor in the toilet.

Charley screams at Big Brother because of the mess and that their cigarette butts are wet.

Nicky, Tracey and Carole are cleaning while everyone else is still in bed. Big Brother calls Carole to the diary room. Big Brother has a hangover. Big Brother tells her that only the housemates who were invited to the party are permitted to tidy.

Carole still does some tidying so Big Brother makes her put on some bright red boxing gloves which she isn’t allowed to take off until further notice.

Nicky and Charley chat while Nicky sweeps the garden. Liam walks off in the middle of their conversation which sends them into their whinge about Liam mode.

Carole asks Charley to clear the table but she refuses because she’s not that kind of girl.

Liam asks who in the house will end up going out with celebrities.

Nicky is called to the diary room. She is asked if she’d like to perform a secret mission for a prize for all the housemates. If she can perform a two minute stand up comedy routine that she has written then she will win a takeout meal for the whole house of their choosing.

Nicky tells some bad jokes. Charley walks off midway through and Nicky has to beg her to come back. Big Brother thought she had a tough audience but he rewards them anyway.

Someone over the fence calls out “Get Charley Out”. The housemates hear them. Charley says no way. Inside, Chanelle asks if she ever gets sick of her own voice because she says she isn’t worried about one lone hater when she saw all these signs loving her when she went out. Delusional!

Brian is in the diary room saying he doesn’t want to be Charley’s friend any more after their feud the other night and how much bigger her ego has become since she went out and came back. He thinks she’s got an air of importance now and how he feels like an extra on the Charley show. He thinks she has an over-inflated opinion of herself and thinks she is untouchable.

Ziggy and Chanelle share a moment together in the shower. It’s looking a little steamy!

Gerry is offered the chance to win some alcohol to go with their takeout. He’s given a quiz on Grease but he thought he said Greece and got all excited because he knows a lot about his homeland. He earns 4 bottles of cider and 3 bottles of white wine.

Chanelle is in th diary room confessing that things with her and Ziggy are pretty well and she’s wondering if she actually likes him more than she thought.

Instead of the usual annoying alarm, the housemates are rudely awoken this morning by a horn and Big Brother singing Happy Birthday to himself.

The party goers bring Big Brother a cake with candles. He makes a wish and then blows the candles out with an air gun. He doesn’t seem too impressed with the present they gave him. They are all given party outfits and then invited to enter the party room. There is food and drink and a giant play area filled with plastic balls.

The housemates are told that they can’t leave the party until Big Brother has had enough fun. It looks like Agadoo is going to be played a few times tonight.

Liam is in the diary room and he can hear the housemates having fun and dancing to Agadoo. He complains about Nicky and says he’d like to pull her chair out from underneath her when she was about to sit down or put a drawing pin on it.

Big Brother has another favourite song. The hokey cokey. Great!

The other housemates prepare to enter the party as entertainers. Nicky and Ziggy get into an argument and I get the feeling that Big Brother isn’t going to be impressed that there is a fight happening at his party.

Carole is painting everyone’s faces at the party as an animal that best reflects their personality.

Chanelle is playing the guitar and singing while strumming without playing any chords. It sounds pretty horrid.

Carole paints and they sing the wheels on the bus. Gerry’s plastic chair breaks and he falls on the floor.

Liam and Chanelle perform some magic tricks while Charley and Tracey have some alcohol and Brian practices his song.

Charley and Tracey must perform a routine that involves a staged fight with custard pies.

Liam and Carole are talking about Brian and how they’ve noticed that he has some quite big highs and lows.

The custard pie fight is hysterical as Charley slips over a number of times. It was supposed to be acted but that was accidental and priceless.

Nicky and Gerry are talking about their feelings about being up for nominations in front of the twins and Ziggy.

Big Brother has given the party a box to open.

The entertainers are talking about Emily and Charley says how Brian would have gotten on with her and would have liked her. It turns into another one of Charley’s rants because Brian says he doesn’t like her. Charley tells him that it’s pathetic to have an opinion about someone he hasn’t met. Charley starts shouting and then tells Brian not to shout at her when he does and says he looks pathetic and then with complete audacity says she’s so proud of herself that she didn’t have to shout. Charley then tells him he needs to get some anger management. Brian storms off and calls her a self righteous little cow. In the garden he’s kicking the walls.

The other housemates finally get through all the layers of paper in the box and discover that inside that giant box was a tiny keyring.

Charley storms off outside and whinges about how Big Brother has put her in with the worst housemates ever who are so hypocritical. I wonder how long it will take before someone punches her in the nose.

The party has been going for nearly 8 hours. Brian is in the diary room and is upset about his fight with Charley. He misses his mum. Big Brother asks if he can cheer him up. He blows a horn which makes him smile.

Brian entertains the housemates with his terrible performance.

All of the entertainers are called into the party for the big finale after nine hours of partying. The clown performance and the one man band failed but the task is passed overall which means the housemates will get a luxury shopping budget.

Big Brother locks the housemates in the bedroom and plays some banging tunes into the rest of the house. It’s 2:41am and the housemates are sure there are other people in the house having a party but they can’t tell because they can’t see out.

Ziggy tells Carole about the rule break and that him and Chanelle were only able to nominate one person.

Brian is in the bathroom cutting his hair and somehow manages to gash his head.

Chanelle thinks that Big Brother is only showing her bad side. Liam and Carole tell her that they don’t think so.

Big Brother gathers the housemates on the couch. A door bell rings and a number of instruction envelopes come through from underneath the door. This is for this week’s shopping task.

This week is Big Brother’s birthday and he will be throwing a very special party for 5 very special guests. The envelopes contain 5 invitations and the housemates need to pick which of them will get to go.

The decide quickly and she anounces that Sam, Amanda, Nicky, Gerry and Ziggy will be attending the party. Chanelle hopes the 5 guests aren’t the Spice Girls.

The 6 housemates remaining are going to be the entertainment for Big Brother’s party. There will be a magician and a magician’s assistant, two clowns, party artist and a party musician. Charley says she will not be a clown because she is terrified of them. Charley walks off and the decision is made about who is taking on each role. Charley is given the role of clown and she is not impressed.

Liam and Chanelle are the magician and the magician’s assistant. Tracey and Charley are clowns. Brian is the musician and Carole is the artist.

Brian is called to the practice room to learn his set. On the TV screen is Woody who tells Brian that he is going to teach him how to be a one man band. Brian protests because he can’t play the guitar.

The twins are bored and attack Gerry while he is asleep with makeup. Ziggy tells the girls to behave and then smears what Carole thinks is toothpaste all over them and then races off while they chase him. Carole is furious at Ziggy for jumping in the pool with all that stuff on them after she’d just cleaned the pool and had told them not to.

Ziggy tells Carole it was a double standard because she was in on it all last night when he was trying to sleep.

Big Brother is talking with Brian and they’re having a heart to heart. Big Brother is feeling sad because of his age. Brian wants to have a chat and “isn’t taking the piss”.

Carole is in the diary room learning her task as the artist with some long skinny balloons.

Sam is in the diary room whinging about Carole and the way she is treating her and Amanda.

Chanelle and Ziggy are talking about Charley and Ziggy is telling Chanelle off because she is mad at him for not having the same passion about hating Charley as much as she does. Ziggy suggests they’re both very similar and that they both annoyed at taking each others limelight. Chanelle says he makes her look really stupid. Ziggy tells her that they’re both nuts. Chanelle is crying and shouting at him and asks him why he can’t be nice and treat her like a normal person. What?!

Brian is contemplating leaving home when he leaves the Big Brother house.

Nicky and Chanelle are talking about Chanelle’s relationship. Charley said she really liked her when they first met but when Ziggy arrived, that is when the problems started.

Ziggy talks to Gerry about his arguments and how they’re always over Charley and he’s so bored with them.

Nicky tells Chanelle that she needs to stop it. Tracey also chimes in and they try to talk Chanelle into breaking up with Ziggy once and for all.

Big Brother gathers the housemates together and tells them that Gerry and Nicky are up for nomination.

Gerry seems to not care that he’s up for nomination. Nicky is trying to figure out how many people voted for her.

Charley and Tracey are in the practice room rehearsing their clown routine. Then it’s Liam and Chanelle’s turn to learn their magic tricks.

Gerry, Ziggy and Brian are talking about how fickle everyone is when they’re inside the Big Brother house.

Gerry is in the diary room talking about why he entered Big Brother. It was all for acceptance. If he is evicted on Friday and there is one person there with a sign saying the liked him then it will have all been worth it.

Big Brother Voting Information

To evict Gerry, phone 09011 21 22 13
To evict Nicky, phone 09011 21 22 08

Liam anounces that it is Naked Nomination Day.

Big Brother has set the clock on the oven in the bedroom and it’s the first time that the housemates have known the time since entering the house. It is 12:12pm and everyone looks asleep despite the fact that Big Brother has been playing that awful alarm into the house for the last 29 minutes.

Brian says that now that he knows what the time is, he doesn’t want to look at it all the time. Nicky and Gerry have a pointless argument about whether it is appropriate to tell someone the time.

Carole, Tracey and Nicky are contemplating playing a prank on the guys. They tell Gerry that Big Brother wants him in the diary room. It’s a trick. Not a very funny one. Gerry doesn’t seem to care.

It appears there are Food Police, Toothpaste Police, sleep police and now time police. Gerry wonders when the thought police will arrive.

It’s nomination time again. Liam and Ziggy are suggesting it should be naked nominations.

Amanda is up to nominate first and nominates Carole and Tracey.
Brian is the first to arrive in the diary room completely naked other than a strategically placed teddy bear. Big Brother tells Brian that he should hold on to little brian. He nominates Gerry and Tracey.

Carole is next to nominate and it appears as though it might only be the guys who are going to be doing the naked nominations. I think we’re all thankful that she is clothed. She nominates Nicky and Chanelle

Ziggy approaches Nicky and has a short chat about how he thinks they don’t get along. Nicky thinks they just don’t talk much but it’s not that they don’t get along.

Chanelle is next to nominate – again fully clothed. Big Brother reads back a conversation Chanelle and Ziggy had at 9:44pm about nominations. Big Brother says that because of the breach she is only allowed to nominate one person this week. Of course, it is Charley.

Chanelle tells Ziggy about her punishment.

Charley nominates Gerry and Ziggy.

Charley talks to Brian about how much she can’t stand Liam now after he nominated her last week.

Gerry heads to the diary room in the buff with his monkey. He nominates Nicky and Charley.

Liam is next join in on Naked Nomination Day. Big Brother tells Liam that the teddy bear might feel more comfortable facing the other way. He nominates Charley and Nicky.

Nicky nominates Ziggy and Gerry. Sam nominates Carole and Tracey. Tracey Nominates Gerry and Ziggy. Ziggy comes to the diary room and Big Brother tells Ziggy the same thing he told Chanelle for breaking the rules about talking about nominations. He uses his one vote to nominate Nicky.

Nicky and Gerry both received four nominations and will therefore be up for eviction this Friday. Ziggy, Tracey and Charley each recieved 3 nominations, Carole received 2 and Chanelle 1. Brian, Liam, Sam and Amanda received no nominations this week.

Sam and Amanda steal some cookies while no one is looking while Gerry is out in the garden asking some “creepy crawlies” if they have mated.

After dark, a water fight breaks out after Carole, Tracey and Charley try to steal all the blankets off Gerry and Brian’s bed. Ziggy and Chanelle are still in bed and Chanelle is complaining that she wants to go to sleep. Liam throws housemates into the pool when Big Brother calls all the housemates back into the house. Nicky is asleep in the caravan.

Charley rips Brian’s towel off him and they chase him around the house while he’s in the nude. The house is incredibly noisey and Chanelle is looking incredibly annoyed.

Brian is in the diary room requesting some decent women in the house who don’t need to be seeing men in white coats.

To evict Gerry, phone 09011 21 22 13
To evict Nicky, phone 09011 21 22 08

When Charley comes out, she is going to be greated by silence. The crowd are holding up signs saying “This is not an audience”.

Charley says that this is going to be the best day of her life.

Charley cries and tries to apply make up. She walks up the stairs but can’t hear anything. It’s an eerie silence with a few people calling out abuse. Charley of course hurls some back.

Davina tells Charley that this isn’t a typical eviction and on this occasion, Big Brother is going to show her how the public see her. Big Brother has given Davina some questions to ask her and Davina isn’t allowed to answer any questions that she has. Big Brother wants to know who she think nominated her. She says Chanelle and talks about her but doesn’t really say anything else.

Big Brother shows the nominations and Charley is shocked at some of the people who nominated her. Big Brother wants to know if any of those comments were real.

Charley says that Carole is her favourite housemate and that Chanelle is her least favourite. Davina holds back her laughing.

Big Brother shows Charley her outbursts and she looks upset and embarrassed. Big Brother wants to know how Charley thinks that makes the others feel. She says terrible and that she wants to cry.

She says that she would do everything differently if she had her chance again. Davina tells her it was a fake eviction and that she’s going back. Chanelle looks unimpressed.

They walk past the crowd and they boo her as Davina leads her back to the entrance.

Charley is all emotional to be back in the house. She says that there were all these banners outside for her. Only Charley could make “Get Charley Out” banners be positive.

Fake tasks. A fake housemate. A fake punishment. And now, a fake eviction!

The “Get Charley Out” chant strikes up in merry fashion. Before we find out who is coming out, lets catch up on what’s been happening in the house.

Nicky and Charley are in the diary room. Because they have had their suitcases confiscated, Big Brother has provided them some essential toiletries and underwear – a few sizes too big.

Chanelle apologises to Ziggy for being prudish and not wanting to sleep with him on national televsion.

Liam tells Charley that if she goes, he’d love to watch her face when she sees what he said about her. Little does he know…

Brian and Chanelle talks politics. Brian says that politics is Showbiz for ugly people.

Big Brother has asked Nicky and Charley if they would like two items from their suitcases. Nicky requested a dress and shoes. Charley asked for makeup.

Charley and Ziggy have a bit of a talk and Charley says that if she leaves it will become the Ziggy show. Ziggy says he envies Liam who has come in and is friends with everyone.

Ziggy tells Chanelle he’s pissed off. He’s annoyed because Chanelle suggested he was constantly asking her to put out which he says isn’t true. She then storms off because he defends his chat with Charley. He leaves and she immaturely asks if he’s off to see his favourite girl again.

Chanelle is in the diary room talking about Ziggy and how one minute he’s like don’t listen to Charley’s rubbish and then he’s out there talking to her. She then says that she’ll be ecstatic if charley goes on Friday but will be so upset if she comes back.

Chanelle, Sam and Amanda and Charley are singing and one of them has a gorgeous voice. It might be Charley but surely something so sweet couldn’t come out of something so evil.

Big Brother has given the housemates a new fake task promoting a new global initiative called Warmth not Waste. The task is to personalise a duvet which will be joined with other duvets from the round the world and be big enough to be seen from face. Charley reads out further instructions that there is a theme song that celebrities from around the world will be singing together and they have been selected to be part of it. They’re all so excited, particularly Charley, to be classed as “celebrities”.

The housemates sing their song and it sounds terrible. They chant and sing with their drums and tamborines and it sounds like a Hare Krishna convention.

Big Brother gets the housemates to record some statements to various countries. The twins record a message for Sweden which is actually about ordering a hamburger without any cheese. Chanelle records a message for Finland.

Chanelle apologises to Ziggy and asks him to come back to her bed.

Charley records a message for the people of Nepal in Nepalese. Her message reads “I Haven’t got a clue what I am saying. I could be saying anything right now.” Charley tells Big Brother to make sure he plays that bit because she thought that was her best bit.

Carole’s message to the Greek says that on her application form she said she could speak Greek but that she has no idea what she is saying.

Charley says that she genuinely likes everyone as they all sit around the smoking bench. Some of the housemates do question how that works.

Carole and Tracey ponder the eviction and Carole wonders if this is actually all fake. She thinks that the Warmth not Waste campaign might be having them on because she normally has all the peace rallies in her diary.

Finally the time comes to find out who has been fake evicted. Being evicted is Charley. Charley hears the boos and thought Laura had a bigger boo. Charley thinks that the boos were because of the result.

Big Brother gathers the housemates on the couches. Nicky gets grumpy and says she’s going back to bed because they’ve been waiting so long for Big Brother to say something. The other housemates say no but she says she can do what she likes. Ironically, Big Brother then speaks and says that at 3:01am Charley and Nicky broke the rules regarding talking about nominations. Big Brother asks them to bring the hair straighteners to the diary room.

As part of fake week, Big brother is about to punish housemates for something they didn’t do. He tells them that at 1:48a, three housemates broke a fundamental rule. He tells them that they know who they are and that they need to come to the diary room immediately. If they don’t come immediately then Big Brother will start punishing housemates alphabetically. The housemates are confused but Charley and Nicky think it was them.

Because no one comes forward, Amanda, Brian and Carole have to reattached corn kernels to the cobs with superglue. Brian and Carole don’t think there was anything done wrong.

Charley, Chanelle, Liam and Gerry are speculating as to who broke the rules. Charley tells Gerry to shut up and then the argument starts. Gerry calmly taunts her and calls out for “psychological support for the freak” and “a little girl has an inferiority complex”. They throw glasses of water at each other. It’s hilarious. Gerry says that if she’s going to piss people off the he’s going to wind her up. He can’t stand her bullying and he’s not going to take it.

Over dinner, Ziggy and Chanelle are wondering if Big Brother will put Gerry and Charley in the same room for their punishment.

Gerry goes to the diary room to talk about Charley and asks for her to be closely monitored because she is now trying to provoke physical violence.

Big Brother has gathered the housemates in the garden under the guise that essential maintenance needs to be carried out inside the house.

As part of fake week, Big Brother has arranged a plane to fly a fake sign over the house which reads “there is another house”. Everyone cheers and screams in excitement before an anxious sounding Big Brother calls all the housemates to gather in the caravan. The phone rings in the caravan and Big Brother asks them to shut the door. They speculate as to whether the sign is legitimate.

Charley and Nicky are in the caravan talking about the nominations again. Silly girls.

Amanda is in the diary room reading out the luxury shopping list. They don’t want the thick ham steaks because they look as though they have pig in them.

Liam and Amanda are fooling around on the bed. Liam is blowing raspberries on her stomach.

Charley is called to the diary room and told that her actions are not acceptable in the Big Brother house and she gets a warning. She apologises and says she takes the warning but then tries to justify herself.

Chanelle, Charley and Gerry are then called to the vestibule to find out how long is a piece of string. There is a ruler that Big Brother has provided which is 5cm long. There are two chairs and Gerry and Chanelle work together to do all the measurement while Charley marks the blackboard.

Nick and Liam’s task is to watch paint dry.

Everyone has been asked to get their suitcases from the storeroom except Charley and Nicky. Charley and Nicky are then called to the diary room. Charley and Nicky are upset because they think they are being evicted and they’re not dressed up for the occasion. It’s not eviction though, it’s about their rule breaking again and their talking about nominations. As a punishment, Big Brother has taken their suitcases until further notice. They’re not impressed.

Nicky and Charley agree that they can have some fun now because no one knows what is going on. Liam thinks they just got into trouble again and that they’re just having a bit of fun with them. Gerry says that he thinks it’s just a punishment.

Tracey, Ziggy and Sam have to mow a lawn with scissors as the final part of the punishment.

Liam, Brian and Carole go to the diary room to confess to being the ones who broke the rule. Big Brother asks what they did but they don’t know.

Chanelle and Ziggy are in bed. Carole comes in and asks if it’s on or off, in or out. Ziggy says it’s off and there is nothing going in or out.

It’s Brian’s birthday today and the Big Brother alarm going off is not the way you’d want it to start. The housemates gather around and sing him happy birthday and give him a card and a can of cider. Carole then decides to bake him a cake for his birthday.

Tyler’s phone goes in her room and Big Brother tells her he has another stage direction for her. She must instigate a morning meditation and chanting session conjuring up a series of wildlife from Australia and must include the kangaroo, koala, kookaburra and the four-tailed monkey fish.

Pauline convinces most of the housemates to come outside for her spiritual exercise. Tracey, Carole, Charley and Nicky are noticably absent. She gets them to hum and chew. Inside, Charley says there is something very sneaky about Pauline. Charley walks out to see what’s going on. Charley decides to join in. Pauline stands behind Charley and says the Kookaburra is her spirit guide and talks her through it. It looks hilarious and if they figure out she’s a fraud they’re going to feel so embarrassed. This is hilarious to watch. They all agree that they all really relaxed after their spiritual exercise.

Brian is called to the diary room and is wished happy birthday and is offered a gift from Big Brother. It’s not cider. It’s a gift of knowledge. Big Brother tells Brian that Pauline is not from Australia. Brian can’t believe it and says he’s ruined it for him because he’s been vouching for her the entire time. Big Brother says that if he can keep it a secret that he knows then Big Brother will throw him a birthday party – with cider. He comes out of the diary room laughing hysterically. Ziggy says he’s done something because he has guilty all over his face.

Brian runs to the toilet to talk to the camera and says he’s going to try and trick Pauline into letting the cat out of the bag.

Chanelle is explaining to Gerry what ringsting and bogeys are.

For the second part of the shopping task, Big Brother has asked the housemates to perform a dance to Kylie Minogue’s Can’t Get You Out of My Head. Charley is playing the part of Kylie. It should be no surprise that Gerry is a big Kylie fan.

Big Brother has provided costumes for the housemates and has gathered them in the lounge to do their performance.

The anouncement is made that Charley and Nicky are up for nomination. Pauline hinted that Charley would be up for eviction. Charley says it was odd.

Nicky says she ready to go home because she doesn’t want to live with a bunch of children. Charley wants to know who backstabbed her. Oh I can’t wait for the eviction. No, make that I can’t wait until they throw her back into the house.

Big Brother has given the housemates a task of ranking each other from least fake to most fake. Charley thinks she should be least fake because she lets everyone know what she thinks. If they put Pauline as most fake then they will pass the task. Brian decides to put Pauline at the end and in doing so, pass this week’s shopping task.

Big Brother calls Pauline to the diary room. Big Brother tells them that she’s a fake. Charley is angry that she’s English. Charley rants about how she knew all along.

Gerry is upset that she’s gone and feels so gullible.

As Brian kept the secret, Big Brother rewards him with a birthday party. Everyone is dancing up a storm and breakdancing. Including Carole. Brian, wearing a “birthday boy” badge says it’s his best birthday ever.

Charley and Nicky are in the caravan talking about their position being up for eviction and they’re trying to figure out who put them up. They’re very close to breaking the Big Brother rules.

Ziggy is in the diary room still talking about Chanelle. Is it just me or are these two really starting to get tiresome?

Nicky is talking to the twins about her internet dating experience.

Carole is in the diary room and tells Big Brother that she’s a bit suspect about Pauline and that she’s sure that she’s seen it before.

Liam talks to Pauline about her psychic ability. Liam says he’s not sure about it but is going to keep an open mind. He asks if he thinks it is a bit naive for people just to believe what she says straight away. Charley says that that’s a bit rude – as she does.

Nicky talks to Pauline about how it’s nice to have someone in the house who is similar in age.

It’s nomination day again. Pauline is exempt of course.

Amanda has nominated Carole and Nicky. Brian nominates Tracey and Carole because of their paranoia over Pauline.

Gerry and Liam tell Pauline about how well endowed Brian is and how he has far more than his fair share.

Carole nominates Nicky and Tracey. Chanelle nominates Charley and Nicky. Charley nominates Chanelle and Gerry. Gerry nominates Charley and Nicky. Liam nominates Nicky and Charley.

Ziggy talks to Pauline and wants to know about her. All she offers up is that she’s a waitress. She wants to know more about Ziggy’s band.

Nicky nominates Gerry and Ziggy. Sam nominates Carole and Charley. Tracey nominates Ziggy and Gerry. Ziggy is the last housemate to nominate. He nominates Nicky and Charley.

Both Nicky and Charley are up for the fake eviction this week.

Ziggy and Carole are talking about Pauline. They think that she must have a game plan if she wants to stay in the house. Ziggy wonders if she is going to sleep with someone. Carole asks what about Laura then.

Gerry chases the twins with an earthworm.

Brian talks to Charley about what he thought was someone yelling his name from the other side of the wall. Charley tells him that she is going to be there for a long time yet. She wishes!

Pauline is getting quizzed by the housemates while Ziggy and Chanelle are in the bathroom on the sofa together. Ziggy kisses her and leaves and Chanelle lets out a breathy sigh.

As a fake shopping task for this week, the housemates must perform an episode from and Australian soap opera, “housemates”. Pauline is playing the part of Kyline, the girl next door who steals everyones hearts. Ziggy is playing her boyfriend Brandon, the pretty but not so smart surfer dude. Charley is playing the part of Dingo the Dog.

Ziggy wants to get Charley to hump his leg. That’s too much for her. Instead, she goes out to the smoking bench and pulls a butt out of the bucket and lights up.

They perform their show and it seems to be a success. Big Brother calls Brian to the diary room and wishes him a happy birthday. Brian rambles on in his stupid, naive tone. He knocks Carole and Tracey for thinking Pauline is actually an actress. Boy is he going to feel stupid soon.