Big Brother

While Carole, Tracey and Shabnam are waiting to find out who is about to leave, the first of the four new housemates arrive. 25 year old Billy from Middlesex is greeted with a muted reception. No, he’s not gay Seany. Multi-millionaire Jonathan arrives and already the girls are trying to set him up with Carole. 22 year old Liam arrives much to the girls excitement. And then Brian from Essex arrives and is wondering who the hell Charley is.

The housemates barely have time to contain their excitement when Davina calls out Shabnam’s name and tells her she’s been evicted. Her reception outside isn’t that warm. Inside the house mates can hear the booing and Charley gets upset by it.

Tracey is stoked that she’s staying. Jonathan tells Carole and Ziggy that he’s not here for the money but he’s certainly there to win. He’s getting engaged and getting married at the end of the year.

Tracey is in the diary room sharing how happy she is that she’s still there and that the new people are great.

Jonathan heads to the diary room for the first time and says it’s an interesting environment and thinks it’s like living in a cartoon.

Billy is in the diary room and I think he’s got some interest in Chanelle but he thinks Ziggy may have gotten in there first.

Liam asks Ziggy who the most difficult person is in the house. No surprise when Ziggy says it was Charley.

Brian is having a shower and the twins are also in the bathroom. Brian is starkers and tells the twins not to look. They’re all giggling.

Billy and Gerry are talking about privacy in the house and how they’d both like to groom themselves but they don’t want to be doing it on camera.

Brian and Liam are outside talking about the cliques in the house and some of the observations they’ve made since they’ve been in the house.

Day 18 begins with Carole at the dining table. Nicky and Ziggy are outside talking about how things are really going to change with the new housemates. Ziggy walks in to talk with Carole and seems happy to have slipped into the background now that there are some new blokes in the house.

Charley is in the bathroom with Carole and Nicky and is putting on some jeans and talking about the new guys.

The four new housemates are in the diary room and Big Brother tells them that they don’t have any food. In order to get an allowance, they must sing for their supper. They must perform as the Village People. Billy will be the Sailor. Brian will be the Biker. Jonathan will be the native American and Liam will be the highway patrolman.

While the new housemates rehearse, Big Brother locks the old housemates in the bedroom.

Big Brother provides the new housemates with costumes and when the rehearsal time is up Big Brother calls the housemates out where there is a stage and the dressed housemates ready to perform. It’s hilarious and everyone is having a blast.

Afterwards, Billy is in the diary room wanting another gas canister for the hair straighteners as he hasn’t had the chance to straighten his hair yet.

Billy, Brian, Liam and Jonathan passed their task and have earnt themselves a luxury shopping budget.

Ziggy is asleep behind the bath and as no one is supposed to sleep during the day, Big Brother plays an alarm into the house. Some of the housemates start to rave and Nicky breakdances on the stage until Ziggy gets up and Big Brother turns the alarm off.

Liam is in the diary room and compares Charley to a pot on the stove that’s ready to boil over.

Ziggy asks Chanelle if he is her type or if he’d be her type if they were outside the house.

In the lounge there is a foam fight going on which Chanelle goes out to participate in but Ziggy stays behind in the bedroom to contemplate the age gap between them and whether perhaps their little relationship is such a smart idea.

Tonight. Davina tells us, we’re going to meet a multi-millionaire, a lumberjack, a model and a man who works in IT. The crowd is all chanting in unison “Get Charley Out, Get Charley Out”. Davina reminds them that she’s not even up for elimination. Davina reads out the names of the housemates up for eviction and when she reads out Shabnam there’s a huge roar of boos.

Before the new housemates arrive and someone is evicted we get to catch up on the latest events in the house. Carole and Shabnam get into an argument over toilet paper. Carole remains relatively calm while Shabnam has her rant. Charley lies in bed looking like she’s jealous that she not in the fight.

Shabnam has been caught out stealing Carole’s toilet rolls and now others are questioning whether or not she’s a theif. Charley tries to give her communication advice. Priceless!

Big Brother delivers the food. Shabnam says that she’ll donate her milk and cornflakes if she goes tomorrow.

Tracey is in the diary room and says that the house is uplifting now that the food has arrived but it’s a bit down because of Shab’s robbery of the toilet paper.

The arguments over the food begins with Charley saying Shabnam stole her bananas. She asks where her tobacco is and Seany says Shabnams has it and is outside rolling it up inside a banana skin. Charley gets annoyed. Charley confronts shabnam and all hell breaks loose. Shabnam is certain that she order 3 bananas at 15p each. Charley disagrees. I’m sure that Charley is just being opportunistic. While they’re going at it, Ziggy and Gerry are singing “Baa na na na naa, na na na naa na na na na na na, na na na naa”.

It turns into a screaming match and Shabnam calls her a bully. Charley goes out to try and convince Nicky to come in with her and says how much she can’t stand Shabnam and that she wants to kill her.

Charley goes to the diary room and says that they both have tempers and that she can be rude and argumentative when she wants to. She complains about how Shabnam doesn’t listen and how her flapping mouth follows her everywhere she goes. Oh the hypocrissy! She compares her to an annoying little moth which she wishes would just go away. Big Brother asks what she could do to calm the situations when they arise. She says she’s going to start ignoring them. Oh please! I’m sure that will last!

Charley is outside saying that she thinks she’s a threat cause she’s quite watchable.

Chanelle is in the diary room and complains about Charley and how she hates all her screaming and shouting and how much of a mean, nasty piece of work she really is. She says she’s poisonous and has had a go at anyone who has crossed her path over the last two days and she thinks that she’s an angel sent from above.

Shabnam wants to repair things with Charley but she’s not having it. They seem to mend things somewhat but I can’t imagine it’s going to last. Charley doesn’t think Shabnam is going tomorrow.

Gerry and Ziggy are talking about Charley and Shabnam and thinks that they’re both so false.

Big Brother has provided the housemates with a luxury dinner. Laura reads out a letter from Big Brother that says that because it is either Shabnam, Carole or Tracey’s last night in the Big Brother house that he has invited them to a special dinner to mark the occasion. The housemates are all excited.

After dinner the housemates devise a game for when they cut to the live feed for tonight’s eviction.

Outside, Shabnam is dancing and singing Michael Jackson’s smooth criminal.

Gerry and Laura are in the diary room talking about the eviction and that they’ll be sad to see someone go.

Back outside, Shabnam continues to prove that she is no singer.

Now it’s time for some new housemates. 25 year old Billy is a model who is into wrestling. His agency name is Massimo. Hed quite like to be a presenter on a makeover show for men. As Billy enters the house, the crowd breaks into their “Get Charley Out” chant again. It’s nowhere near as manic as he walks in. In fact, it seems relatively calm.

Next is 49 Jonathon who is president of a media company and is a multi-millionaire. This is going to be interesting. There are a few boos as he arrives. I imagine he’s going to take control of the situation in the house. Once again there goes the “Get Charley Out” chant.

22 year old Liam is a Tree Surgeon and thinks he’s a little bit arrogant. He reckons he’s not going to have any squabbling in the house. For the third time he’s greeted with the “Get Charley Out” chant. Liam’s greeting is a bit more excitable. The twins think he’s cute.

One more. 19 year old Brian is an Essex party boy. People often say he looks like 50 Cent but he would prefer they call him 50 Pence. This guy is going to make things fascinating for Charley. The “Get Charley Out” chant starts and as he walks down the stairs he says “Who the F is Charley?”. Charley is so excited to have another black person in the house and clings to him like lint from the moment he arrives.

The first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is Shabnam. No real surprise there. She has 30 seconds to leave the house. Charley is bawling. As she leaves she just asks them to pray she doesn’t get booed. She is so scared that she’s going to get booed. She jumps around and tries to hype the crowd but they hate her.

81.4% of the vote went to Shabnam. Shabnam is so naive and thought that she was nominated in a nice way because she thought they thought she’d be able to handle being nominated. Shabnam thinks Carole will win.

Seany is using the bath in the middle of the lounge while everyone else but Ziggy and Chanelle are in the bedroom.

Gerry and Nicky are talking about men and about how Nicky hates them all. Nicky spouts on about how good she is in bed.

Charley is in the garden spraying her mouth with Ziggy and Shabnam about Nicky. Ziggy says that Charley likes a bit of a row but she disagrees and says she’s just not a pussy. Ziggy says that they’re all in the house together and they should all try and get along. Shabnam disagrees and thinks they’re all in there on their own.

Ziggy is in the diary room and is being given the shopping budget for the week. They have a total of £100 to spend and no more than 10% can be spent on alcohol.

Nicky is crying to Carole. When Ziggy comes out of the diary room, Carole goes over to see him. Two faced Charley comes in and asks why she’s crying and then proceeds to hug her and console her.

Everyone is fussing over the shopping list after they decided that there would be £8 for each housemate. Big Brother calls the list to the diary room and they haven’t finished yet. It’s an absolute disaster. Amanda is upset after Carole told her to go away since her food had been sorted. Carole thinks it is going to be a complete disaster this week because they should have bought in bulk.

Charley spent half of her money on cigarettes and says that if she gets hungry she’ll just leave. She goes into the diary room to ask Big Brother if she can exchange the bag of tobacco that she bought for some bacon, sausages and cigarettes but Big Brother aint having any of it. Big Brother tells her that he gave the housemates an hour to write up the list which he thought was ample time. Charley protests and says that everyone was shouting and wouldn’t let her put a word in edgeways. Charley says she’s going to be the first person to starve on Big Brother.

Charley goes to bed and has a cry. Seany, decent guy that he is, goes over to console her. Does anyone else feel sorry for her? I know I don’t.

Todays task is all about getting in touch with their manly side. They’ve been given beer and pork pies which have a manly topic underneath. They’re not allowed to eat the pork pies. At the end of the task they need to choose their most manly housemate.

During the task Gerry tells Charley that she’s been showing off. She says that that’s insulting.

Amazingly, Charley manages to turn the whole conversation into something about her once again.

After the task, the housemates choose Carole as their most manly housemate. She is called into the diary room where there is a builders belt. Big Brother has a task for her which if she can complete in seven minutes will win a prize for the house. She has to put up a shelf.

Back in the lounge, Charley tells Nicky that she’s not an attention seeker. “The attention is already on me so why would I need to attention seek?”

Carole fails the task and Big Brother tells her she is not a man.

Nicky, Amanda and Seany return the props from the task and Nicky has a rant about what a waste the pork pies were if they weren’t allowed to eat them.

Whenever any of the housemates fall asleep during the day, Big Brother plays an annoying alarm into the house to wake them up.

Carole and Nicky get into another spat over giving the twins and chanelle some cooking advice.

Nicky throws in the towel and can’t be bothered cooking any more and leaves it with Charley. Charley looks confused and seems to have no idea what to do.

Nicky is in the diary room and Big Brother tells her off for pushing the pork pie into the camera earlier as it is against the rules of the house to tamper with the equipment. Nicky protests and says it was Seany that pushed it into the camera and that they should relook at the tape. She asks to be let out but Big Brother isn’t letting her off that easy. Big Brother tells her that she has to clean the mirrors for the next two hours. As she leaves she calls Big Brother a bastard. She has to clean the windows outside in the rain.

Charley tells Shabnam that she’s so argumentative and that she doesn’t even realise it. Oh the hypocrisy!

A waterfight breaks out inside the house. Carole is calmly sitting at the dinning table as the manic racing happens all about her. Not in the bedroom she yells. Charley throws a cup of water in Seany’s face after a truce had been called and laughs at him. They storm into the bedroom anyway and chase each other around. Carole comes in with a grumpy look on her face and starts to tell them all off before letting on that it’s a joke and joins in the chase.

It’s shopping task day and there are sardine costumes out in the garden waiting for the housemates. If they pass the task then they will get a luxurious shopping budget. If they fail, then the budget isn’t going to impress them.

Big Brother has provided the housemates with a breakfast of fish and eggs. Some of the housemates aren’t as grateful as you’d expect.

Big Brother asks for one housemate to go to the diary room. Chanelle gets up to go but Charley beats her to it. Chanelle doesn’t look impressed. Charley gets into the diary room and complains about everyone who is complaining about the fish. She reads out the letter which says that they need lie in the giant sardine tin wearing their sardine costumes covered in sardines and sardine brine. Two housemates are able to quit during the task but if they can’t complete it then they will fail and and only get a basic budget for food.

Chanelle looks like she is going to throw up. Carole isn’t too happy about it because she is a vegetarian. Carole is in first followed by one of the twins who is screaming. Chanelle isn’t happy and neither is Charley. It’s been almost an hour and a half into the task and they’re all singing “I Will Survive”. Big Brother has set aside a time of four hours and twenty minutes. However, the housemates all decide to quit. Ziggy makes sure that everyone knows that they can’t complain afterwards.

Carole is telling Ziggy that she has faced her fears already and that it wasn’t that bad and that they just needed to keep moving.

Big Brother lets them back inside but it appears there is another catch to throwing in the towel on this task. The bathroom is locked which means they can’t get rid of the fishy smell that they’ve just spent an hour and a half soaking in.

Gerry is called to the diary room. He says “Hi Big Brother, or should I call you sadistic”. As it turns out, this is Big Brother giving Gerry a telling off for his conversation yesterday with Ziggy about the nominations. Big Brother tells Gerry that the bathroom is off limits as punishment for everyone’s talking about nominations and trying to guess who is up for eviction. Tracey says that he just needs to learn to shut his mouth like the rest of them have and tells him to “deal with it” because he doesn’t want to get a rash after lying in fish slime.

Big Brother has gathered all the housemates at the sofas to announce who has been put up for nomination. Carole, Shabnam and Tracey. Tracey is ok with it and realises it’s just a game.

Laura thinks that no one is going to get any sleep until Friday because Shabnam is going to keep everyone awake. In the diary room, Shabnam is saying that that’s exactly what she’s going to do.

Tracey is liking the fact that public are involved in her experience in the house now.

Chanelle is eating some toast and Nicky is upset because there isn’t going to be any food for breakfast. Charley walks out and says she’s going to sit on her own.

Carole is in the diary room and says she is ok with the nomination.

Charley gets into another fight with Nicky. It’s hilarious because she says she jumps at people’s throats all the time and then qualifies it by saying she’s “just being honest”. She’s says that Nicky is the only one that jumps down peoples necks. She’s doesn’t understand why she’s so aggressive and says it’s quite upsetting. Oh please! Someone slap her upside the head with her own words already!

Nicky goes and asks Chanelle if she agrees with what Charley just said. Charley walks in and stirs everything up. She gets off on her ranting high horse and talks over everyone so she can be heard. How long is it going to be before one of those swelling veins pops out of her neck and sprays the walls? Surely this girl must have a blood pressure problem. Based on how she treats everyone else in the house, surely it’s contagious.

It starts getting pretty full on and the twins look a little distraught at all the shouting.

Chanelle is in the bedroom talking to Ziggy about how she actually really likes Nicky but that Charley is a two faced cow.

Charley goes to the diary room and screams. It’s quite a huge hissy.

Charley talks herself up with Tracey. Thankfully, Tracey says that life is about making friends along the way and not isolating yourself. I doubt Charley was listening.

Gerry and Carole are first up on Day 13. Big Brother’s awful alarm goes off to wake everyone up. Charley goes mental and screams at Big Brother to turn it off.

Ziggy and Chanelle are in the bathroom talking about Gerry and Seany and how Ziggy thought he saw them cuddling last night.

Big Brother has provided some food as they ran out of food yesterday.

Charley is complaining to Ziggy about how Nicky is rationing cigarettes. Charley heads to the diary room to whinge about not having any cigarettes.

Seany talks with a few of the housemates about how Big Brother will be presenting him and Gerry sleeping in the same bed.

This week’s nominations are about to take place and Gerry, Seany, Amanda and Sam are all nervously trying to figure out who to vote for. Charley is trying to save her own neck by telling the twins to vote thoughtfully without actually saying “don’t vote for me”. She then does the same thing to Gerry and tells him to keep the people he can get on with and then gives him a hug. Didn’t she something recently about not having a game plan?

Chanelle is in the diary room and is furious at Charley trying to get in the face of the housemates with the power to nominate.

Nominations start and Amanda is first as Big Brother calls them in alphabetical order.

Amanda nominates Carole and then Nicky.

In the bedroom, Ziggy and Gerry are talking about spanking the monkey and have found somewhere where the cameras can’t see but requires that the door be open so any one could walk past and see.

Gerry is then called to the diary room. He says Shabnam and says it’s cause she’s a poser and is posing the whole time in front of the mirror. Tracey is the second on his nomination list.

Gerry is back on the couch in the bathroom and is having a bit of a cry.

Sam is called to the diary room to put forward her nominations. Shabnam is the first housemate she nominates. Carole is the second.

Gerry and Ziggy are in the lounge but Gerry is talking about his nominations without naming names. Big Brother is likely to get upset and pull him up on it.

Seany is called to the diary room to make his nominations. Tracey gets his first nomination while Shabnam gets his second.

Nicky, Chanelle, Charley and Laura are talking about what it’s going to be like when they get out of the house and they warn Chanelle to be careful not to get too attached.

Ziggy and Chanelle are talking and Ziggy thinks that none of the female housemates like him.

Gerry is talking with Shabnam on the smokers bench and Gerry is alluding to the fact that she is up for nomination. He is begging for Big Brother to have a word with him.

Tracey is in the diary room talking about the nominations and how Charley and Shabs are on edge about the nominations.

Nicky gets upset that Chanelle told Ziggy about their girly chat. Chanelle then gets upset and assures her that she didn’t slag her off. Nicky talks about how she’s older and has a lot of experience with men.

Laura gets mad about a comment Ziggy makes about how he thinks there are too many lesbians in the house. Ziggy is mad because there are no other straight guys in the house to keep their minds off it so they’re just trying to turn Chanelle against him.

Laura has mad it absolutely clear that she can’t stand Ziggy.

Chanelle is in the diary room and says the following:

I am absolutely gobsmacked at the cheek and the complete maliciousness of Charley. She’s the most manipulative, spiteful person I have ever, ever come across in my 19 years and 8 months of being alive. Shit just constantly flies out of her mouth and sprays people in the face. Everyone in this house will benefit from that rude, self-righteous, ignorant young girl to be gone.

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Gerry and Ziggy are out in the garden talking about Seany while the other housemates are still asleep.

It’s been six days since the housemates received any food from Big Brother and the supplies are running out.

The twins get into a bit of a water war in the pool with Seany.

Chanelle is talking with Gerry and Ziggy about drugs and shares about how she was adopted and her mother was into drugs and got killed. Gerry tells her that the adversities of life can only make her stronger.

Big Brother has called Seany into the diary room and is concerned about some offensive language on his sweatshirt.

Gerry, Charley and Shabnam are talking about his sexual orientation and his gaydar. Gerry says that his mother thinks he has a disease and that one day there will be a vaccine. He says he wishes he was straight as it would be much easier.

Charley has had enough with all the talk about the lack of food and is getting ready to say something.

Gerry and Seany are in the Big Brother Board Room where they have to interview each housemate for a maximum of five minutes to determine who they should give the nominating rights to. Amanda is in first. 31 minutes later and it’s Charley’s turn. Charley tells them to choose carefully and pushes the whole “there are people who have a game plan but I’m not one of them” card. After she leaves, Seany says he didn’t know if he liked her.

Gerry and Seany have been interviewing for just over and hour and have interviewed Carole, Chanelle, Laura and Nicky. Shabnam is next and asks for some water. They say sure, just not theirs. Seany thinks she could be a very interesting nominator.

Tracey is hilarious in the board room.

Gerry and Seany make their decision. Amanda and Sam are their picks. After the nominators are selected, the housemates discuss the food situation.

Gerry is in the diary room saying he’s a pretty selfish person and talks about how he’s never been involved in charity work. He says he wants to learn from the other housemates and try and learn how to relax as he tends to stress too much.

Ziggy is talking to Chanelle and says he’d like to see her outside of the house but he’s getting a little fed up with some of the goings on in the house.

Gerry tells Seany that he wants to prove that gay people can be intellectual.

Nicky is in the diary room complaining about being caught in between the young and old group. She says she’s fun and thinks she’s been taking things too seriously the last few days.

Nicky, Shabnam and Charley are at the smokers bench and Charley tells them that they are the outcasts in the house and they’re not part of the main group. Nicky walks away calling them both lunatics.

Charley and Shabnam are sitting on the sofas complaining. As they do. Charley thinks she’s so entertaining. If she was any more up herself she’d be inside out.

Big Brother is playing crowd noise into the house before Gerry arrives into the house. Lesley says something to one of the girls who tells her to calm down. “Why, you never do” she replies. Lesley looks suitably unimpressed. Gerry says “Does David know you’re hear” to Chanelle who immediately screams with glee at being acknowledged as a Victoria Beckam lookalike.

Seany arrives and Laura thinks he looks like a clown. Immediately Big Brother calls them to the diary room. Shabnam and Charley are so excited. Shabnam claims that the house just got interesting because there used to just be the two of them. Big Brother’s letter says that only Gerry and Seany can nominate this week along with two other housemates that they choose. Seany is wondering where the alcohol is.

Inside, Laura is asking who it was the crowd was chanting “Get… someone out”. It was someone with a Eeee sounding name. So it could be Charley, Lesley, Tracey or Ziggy.

Tracey is talking with Seany about parties. The three boys sit together and Ziggy tells them that no matter what happens, they will stick together. Sam and Amanda come over and do their introduction thing with Laura, Chanelle and Carole.

Tracey and Lesley are outside and Lesley is a bit upset. Obviously two new housemates is going to be a bit much for her.

Ziggy, Gerry and Seany are in the diary room and Gerry is comparing the house to being like a tribe of Amazonian women. Ziggy is joking about how painful it’s been with all the girly stuff. Gerry says that what Big Brother did to Ziggy is pretty unacceptable.

Ziggy and Chanelle sneak into the toilet out in the garden for a quick snog. Ziggy and Chanelle are forming quite a close bond in the house.

Ziggy and Gerry are in the bathroom talking about all the girls in the house. Gerry is asking if he’s gotten it on with any of the women in the house. Gerry says that sex is his only vice but he doesn’t think he’s going to get any here.

Seany is sitting with Charley and Nicky and figures that it was her name that the crowd were chanting when he arrived. “Get Charley Out! Get Charley Out!”

Charley and Nicky tell Seany to pull Lesley’s duvet cover off her. They say he doesn’t have the balls to do it but they want him to since he has to be naughty on his first night. When Seany goes to bed, there are crackers all through his bed. He’s so obnoxious. He complains and Laura says that he’s just pulled the blankets off an old woman.

While everyone else is asleep, Lesley goes to see Big Brother and tells him that she is definitely wanting to leave. She says some of the others have become intolerable. She leaves to pack her bags and say her farewells.

Lesley’s last words are thank you for the opportunity and that she could have won it. She very well could have.

Seany is talking about sleeping arrangements and want the bed that Ziggy and Chanelle are in because he can’t sleep next to Tracey because she is a smoker and he can’t stand the smokey smell.

Big Brother tells Shabnam that her suitcase is in the storeroom and that her punishment is over.

In the diary room, Gerry says he loves the twins and compares them to porcelan dolls who you’d wish would never grow old. He thinks that Seany is trying to control the house and he’s going to keep an eye on him.

Seany tells everyone that he is gay and that he was a practicing muslim for a few years but he didn’t think Allah would have been too proud of his sexuality. Charley suggests he might be bisexual.

Gerry asks Laura if she talks to herself in the house and she tells him that Carole talks to herself all the time in the house.

Seany is in the diary room and Big Brother brings up him pulling the duvet off Lesley while she was asleep. The conversation gives him a massive guilt trip. He apologises. He walks out looking a bit depressed. He apologises to the group about his behaviour last night. Seany wonders if he’s caused a big drama in the house.

Ziggy and Gerry are talking about Seany and they don’t think he’s gay at all.

Before the two new guys enter the big brother house we get one last look at the events in the house. Sam and Amanda are massaging Shabnam while Ziggy kisses Chanelle on the forehead. He tells her he wants to kiss her properly. Carole says they should just snog and get on with it.

Housemate #13 is about to arrive. The new hotmates have been locked away for the last 3 weeks. 31 year old Gerry is a greek boy who is an eccentric exhibitionist who is looking for attention. Entering the house, Gerry says “Calm down, it’s only a TV show.

Gerry is amazed at all the women. All the beautiful women. He then notices the one man. Ziggy stands back as the girls mob him.

That’s not all though as 25 year old Seany arrives into the Big Brother house. He’s gay and quite open about it. He’s not wanting there to be any old people in the house. Was that chant “Keep Seany Out”?

Seany starts leaving a message to his mum when the other girls hear him and race in to mob him.

Big Brother asks Seany and Gerry to come to the diary room immediately. Lesley hopes it’s to get champagne. They’re a bit overwhelmed by all the love on arrival. There is a letter which they need to read to the other housemates.

When they come out Gerry jokes that the show has been cancelled. Seany reads out the letter which says there will be four housemates that will nominate next week. The new housemates will be two of them and they will select the other two.

Who will it be? Time will tell.

Emily is out. The eviction has been cancelled. But Big Brother has two massive surprises up his sleeve.

9:28am and Lesley, Laura and Ziggy are in the lounge but are are completely unaware that Emily was removed from the house at 3:22am. Lesley is called to the diary room. The housemates are searching for Emily but they can’t find her anywhere. Lesley is given something to read to the housemates in the bedroom.

Lesley snaps everyone in to gear and tells them to meet in the lounge immediately with no delay. Lesley reads the letter and demands no interruptions. The letter states that Emily broke one of the fundamental rules of the house and has been removed and that tomorrow’s eviction has been cancelled.

Lesley says that everyone needs to measure their words extremely carefully.

Laura consoles Charley who is clearly upset.

Sam, Amanda, Laura and Lesley pack Emily’s things into her case. Lesley tells the twins that Emily will be ok and that she’ll be at home with her parents.

Charley is in the diary room saying she’s a bit upset but she got on with Emily ok.

Shabnam heads to the diary room and is a little upset that the eviction was cancelled. She liked the idea of everyone talking and voting for her.

Charley tells Ziggy that it was kinda like it just slipped off her tongue like it would if she was around other people. Charley says that she never went into the house to get called names.

Ziggy asks Carole if she has every campaigned against pornography.

Charley still goes about what Emily said with Laura, Sam, Amanda and Chanelle. Build a bridge anyone? Gee. Emily’s been evicted.

Big Brother has delivered fresh clean sheets. Chanelle says that she’s never made a bed before.

Nicky is in the diary room and says that everyone is pretty upset about what has happened but the mood is ok. They’re all hoping that there are more people coming on Friday.

Charley and Nickey are giving Tracey a makeover with brushes and makeup. They’re giggling.

Everyone loves Tracey’s new look. She looks so cutesy. All the girls think she’s so gorgeous. Tracey jokes that all her friends have just divorced her. Shabnam says she looks stunning and incredible.

Charley takes Tracey to the diary room to show her off to Big Brother. She doesn’t recognise herself.

Tracey and Carole are in the bathroom. Everyone is talking about he food. Charley is saying the the pineapple was £1.50 which they could have bought 4 loaves of bread for.

Big Brother has provide some bottles of wine and 4 cans of beer. Charley and Nicky are outside bitching about how he has had 2 cans of beer and 2 glasses of wine.

Sam and Amanda have gone to the diary room. They think everyone is taking things way too seriously and they can’t figure out why everyone is stressing out.

Back at the couches, Ziggy tells them that he distributed the drinks separately. He can’t be bothered with charley’s pathetic accusations and goes to the bedroom. Nicky bitches to him about the glass which he says he gave to one of the twins. She wont leave him alone so he just apologises to get rid of her.

Big Brother contest Emily has been evicted from the Big Brother house after using the “N” word during a conversation with housemate Charley.

Emily was called into the diary room just after 3:00am to be told that Big Brother would not tolerate the use of offensive language and was immediately ejected from the house.