The Funky Valley Show

Funky Valley is a wonderfully bonkers place full of madcap animals who are slightly strange and extremely adorable. Narrated by Mark Williams, each episode of this series combines a story from ‘Funky Valley’ with one from ‘Funky Town’. The shows feature all the regulars from both series, including Clara the bossy hen and Dippy the forgetful cow. Other characters include Norris the naughty rat, Amadeus the wise wolf, Hoot the old owl, and Porker and Chipolata the cream-cakeloving pigs.

Together, these beloved characters rejoice in their oddness, revel in their peculiarity and party in the name of stupidity. There is only one thing certain in the Funky Valley Show – that something silly will happen every day!

In the first episode on Monday, Dippy, Clara and Chipolata are exhausted from working in the café, so they decide to take a camping holiday in the country. In the second show, Daphne enters a picture of Funky Hill in the painting competition.

On Tuesday, in ‘Rat on a Hot Tin Roof’, Clara’s roof is leaking, so she calls in the builders, Norris and Ralph. But the naughty rats soon take advantage of her hospitality. Then, in ‘Dippy’s New Smile’, Dippy tries some of Amadeus’s super toothpaste but develops a smile so bright that it causes trouble all over Funky Town.

In ‘Dippy Bot’ on Wednesday, Dippy is running late again, so Amadeus builds a super-efficient Robot Dippy to take over the milk round. And in ‘Ralph and the Prize Marrow’, Clara and Ralph enter their marrows in the produce show.

In ‘Dippy and the Giant Fairy Beanstalk’ on Thursday, the animals cannot decide which panto to put on this year, so they all choose their favourite characters from different shows. Then, in ‘The Funky Girls’, Clara and Dippy head to town to catch the Funky Girls in concert.

On Friday, in ‘Alien Monster’, Dippy and Clara take a trip to the Red Planet to rescue the aliens from a big blue monster. And in ‘Clara’s Summer Camp’, the rat family find there is no space for them at Clara’s camp.

Funky Valley is a wonderfully bonkers place full of madcap animals who are slightly strange and extremely adorable. Narrated by Mark Williams, each episode of this series combines a story from ‘Funky Valley’ with one from ‘Funky Town’. The shows feature all the regulars from both series, including Clara the bossy hen and Dippy the forgetful cow. Other characters include Norris the naughty rat, Amadeus the wise wolf, Hoot the old owl, and Porker and Chipolata the cream-cakeloving pigs.

Together, these beloved characters rejoice in their oddness, revel in their peculiarity and party in the name of stupidity. There is only one thing certain in the Funky Valley Show – that something silly will happen every day!

In the first episode on Monday, Ralph wants to play at the Funky Festival, so he prevents the other acts from turning up. In the second episode, Chipolata anxiously awaits her birthday cards and presents in the post.

On Tuesday, in ‘Home Movies’, Dippy finds Clara’s old video camera and decides to make a movie – with herself as the star. Then, in ‘Daphne’s Sky View Blues’, Clara sends Dippy and Daphne to the top of the observation platform, but the lift gets stuck. Will anyone come to their rescue?

In ‘Bubble Trouble Dippy’ on Wednesday, it is the day of the fashion show, but the models get very dirty when they arrive at the farm. Can Dippy wash their clothes in time? Then, in ‘A Star in Their Eyes’, everyone is excited when a famous actress visits the Milk Bar.

In ‘Norris’s Milk Bar’ on Thursday, Norris opens up a rival milk bar and uses a bagpipe-playing squirrel to drum up business. In ‘Bad Hair Bunny’, Hoot invents an automatic hair-cutter and asks Dippy to operate it – with predictable results.

On Friday, in ‘Dippy the Scare Cow’, Clara is worried because the scarecrow is not working – the crows know it is not real. Dippy goes to investigate, but falls victims to a mischievous trick. And in ‘Funky Carnival’, Dippy enters the Funky Town Festival and Chipolata becomes a Milkshake Float.

Funky Valley is a wonderfully bonkers place full of
madcap animals who are slightly strange and
extremely adorable. Narrated by Mark Williams,
each episode of this series combines a story from
‘Funky Valley’ with one from ‘Funky Town’. The
shows feature all the regulars from both series,
including Clara the bossy hen and Dippy the
forgetful cow. Other characters include Norris the
naughty rat, Amadeus the wise wolf, Hoot the old
owl, and Porker and Chipolata the cream-cakeloving
pigs.
Together these beloved characters rejoice in
their oddness, revel in their peculiarity and party in
the name of stupidity. There is only one thing
certain in the Funky Valley Show – that something
silly will happen every day!
In the first episode on Monday, Clara needs a
holiday, but is worried that Dippy will make a mess of the Milk Bar on her own. In the second story, Gertrude the Goose wishes she were glamorous. When Dippy accidentally splashes paint on her, the other animals think she is a swan princess. But the attention goes to Gertrude’s head…
On Tuesday, in ‘Buster’s Magic Rabbit’, the Amazing Buster tries to pull a rabbit out of a hat, only for he and most of his friends to disappear! Can Clara save the day? Then, in ‘Oh Baby’, Chipolata’s piglet niece won’t stop crying.
In ‘Dippy and the Milky Way’ on Wednesday, the Milky Way is missing, so Dippy and Chipolata take a ride in the space shuttle to make a new one with milk. In ‘Sleepy Spike’, Spike the hedgehog wants to take part in the Funky Valley games – but he is supposed to be hibernating!
In ‘Dippy’s Wicket’ on Thursday, star batsman Angus leaves his cricket team in trouble when his car breaks down on the way to a match. Then, in ‘The Daily News’, Clara puts an advert for the Milk Bar in the local paper to attract more customers.
On Friday, in ‘Beauty and the Feast’, Clara’s latest recipe for cream cakes contains a secret ingredient that prevents wrinkles. There is only one slight problem – the cream stinks! And in ‘Hoot Dun It?’, Hoot investigates when a piece of cheese goes missing from the Funky Valley Cheese Festival.

Funky Valley is a wonderfully bonkers place full of
madcap animals who are slightly strange and
extremely adorable. Narrated by Mark Williams,
each episode of this series combines a story from
‘Funky Valley’ with one from ‘Funky Town’. The
show features all the regulars from both series,
including Clara the bossy hen and Dippy the
forgetful cow. Other characters include Norris the
naughty rat, Amadeus the wise wolf, Hoot the old
owl, and Porker and Chipolata the cream-cakeloving
pigs.
Together these beloved characters rejoice in
their oddness, revel in their peculiarity and party in
the name of stupidity. There is only one thing
certain in the Funky Valley Show – that something
silly will happen every day!
The first episode on Monday features the
biggest show-off in Funky Valley – Percy the
Peacock, who is also very rude to the other
animals. In the second story, Dippy drops the milk float down a manhole, and Norris warns her about the monster that lurks in the sewer.
On Tuesday, in ‘The Boat Race’, Norris sabotages all the boats in Funky Town’s annual race. In ‘Clara’s Café’, Clara sets up a summer café, but after a week, she hasn’t had a single customer. Will a change of location help?
In ‘Batty in a Flap’ on Wednesday, the animals are frightened by the night. Batty the Bat helps them overcome their fears with a disco and light show. Then, in ‘Messy Chipolata’, Clara orders Chipolata to tidy up her messy room, but she can’t find anything once the job is done.
In ‘Funky Beach’ on Thursday, Norris follows the gang to Funky Beach in search of cheese sandwiches. In ‘Dippy and the Mud Monster’, Dippy creates a mud sculpture during a visit to the mud hole. But when she returns, all that is left is a trail of muddy footprints…
On Friday, in ‘Fergus and the Treasure’, Fergus the fox and Nanny the goat search for treasure.
And in ‘Power Cut’, Norris sabotages Funky Town’s power station in order to get his hands on Clara’s cream cakes.

Funky Valley is a wonderfully bonkers place full of
madcap animals who are slightly strange and
extremely adorable. Narrated by Mark Williams,
each episode of this series combines a story from
‘Funky Valley’ with one from ‘Funky Town’. The
show features all the regulars from both series,
including Clara the bossy hen and Dippy the
forgetful cow. Other characters include Norris the
naughty rat, Amadeus the wise wolf, Hoot the old
owl, and Porker and Chipolata the cream-cakeloving
pigs.
Together these beloved characters rejoice in
their oddness, revel in their peculiarity and party in
the name of stupidity. There is only one thing
certain in the Funky Valley Show – that something
silly will happen every day!
In the first episode on Monday, the Good Milk
Bar Guide inspector is due to arrive at the Milk Bar
to review the food, but Norris turns up first and eats all the grub! In the second episode, Funky Valley holds its version of the Highland games.
On Tuesday, in ‘Dippy’s Breakdown’, Dippy’s milk float stops working, so everybody tries to fix it, including Dave the postman and Hoot the school bus driver. But can any of them help? In ‘Buster and the Sheep in the Sky’, Buster the ram thinks that a cloud in the sky is a sheep and tries to befriend it.
In ‘The Great Grass Pudding Disaster’ on Wednesday, Chipolata must head to the grass pudding factory to repair the machinery so that she can make the world’s biggest pancake. Then, in ‘Porker’s Chop’, Porker the pig is scared of a monster he meets in the orchard, so he turns to the one animal that can help – Hoot!
In ‘Daphne the Grumpy Duck’ on Thursday, Daphne the Duck is in another bad mood. Dippy, Porker and Horatio try to cheer her up but nothing seems to work. Why is she so gloomy? Plus, in ‘Demolition Rat’, Dippy hears that the Milk Bar is going to be demolished. Can it be true?
On Friday, in ‘Money, Money, Money’, Dippy, Clara and Chipolata are broke. But then Clara catches a bag of money… And in ‘Tinker and the Rainy Day’, Tinker the cat becomes a hero when he rescues Millie the mouse from floods.

Funky Valley is a wonderfully bonkers place full of
madcap animals who are slightly strange and
extremely adorable. Narrated by Mark Williams,
each episode of this series combines a story from
‘Funky Valley’ with one from ‘Funky Town’. The
show features all the regulars from both series,
including Clara the bossy hen and Dippy the
forgetful cow. Other characters include Norris the
naughty rat, Amadeus the wise wolf, Hoot the old
owl, and Porker and Chipolata the cream-cakeloving
pigs.
Together these beloved characters rejoice in
their oddness, revel in their peculiarity and party in
the name of stupidity. There is only one thing
certain in the Funky Valley Show – that something
silly will happen every day!
In the first episode on Monday, Daphne the
grumpy duck tries to make friends with a drake.
Then, in the second story, Norris becomes mayor
of Funky Town after finding the mayor’s hat. Dippy,
Clara and Amadeus try to set things straight.
On Tuesday, in ‘Super Dippy’, Chipolata is
reading her favourite comic, Super Cow, when
Dippy seems to acquire special powers. And in
‘Shelly at the Races’, Shelly the tortoise rashly
challenges Horatio the horse to a race.
In ‘Haircut for Fleecie’ on Wednesday, Fleecie
the sheep needs a haircut. She looks like a huge
ball of fluff with legs and she can’t see where she
is going! Then, in ‘Raindance’, it hasn’t rained in
Funky Town for days, so Amadeus decides to
initiate a raindance.
In ‘Dippy and the Dogs’ on Thursday, Dippy’s
Auntie Pat comes to Funky Town with her dogs
and Dippy has to take them for a walk. Then, in
‘Swallow’s Flying Lessons’, Swallow has a few
mishaps with a hang glider, a hot-air balloon and
an aeroplane.
On Friday, in ‘Horatio and the Angry Apple
Tree’, Horatio the hungry horse finds a tree with the
biggest apples in Funky Valley – but the tree wants
to keep them. And, in ‘The City Farm’, Chipolata
longs for the calm of the countryside. Can her
friends help her to love the town once more?

Funky Valley is a wonderfully bonkers place full of
madcap animals who are slightly strange and
extremely adorable. Narrated by Mark Williams,
each episode of this series combines a story from
‘Funky Valley’ with one from ‘Funky Town’. The
show features all the regulars from both series,
including Clara the bossy hen and Dippy the
forgetful cow. Other characters include Norris the
naughty rat, Amadeus the wise wolf, Hoot the old
owl, and Porker and Chipolata the cream-cakeloving
pigs.
Together these beloved characters rejoice in
their oddness, revel in their peculiarity and party in
the name of stupidity. There is only one thing
certain in the Funky Valley Show – that something
silly will happen every day!
In the first episode on Monday, Dippy and
Chipolata take the milk float to the car wash, but
they shrink! The duo have to race back to the Milk
Bar to get help. Then, in Funky Valley, Fergus the
Fox gets trapped in a well, and the animals who
try to rescue him also fall in!
On Tuesday, in ‘Clara and the Egg’, Clara the
hen thinks she has laid an egg at long last, but
when it hatches, out comes a baby crocodile!
Then, in ‘The Big Game’, it is the Funky Planet cup
final: Funky Town versus Funky Valley – but Dippy
doesn’t know who to support.
In ‘Where’s Keith?’ on Wednesday, Dippy’s pet
caterpillar, Keith, goes missing. Then, in ‘Fairy
Nice Cakes’, Clara applies some fairy dust to
lighten her famously heavy fairy cakes but
inadvertently sprinkles some on herself, Dippy
and Chipolata – with far-reaching consequences.
In ‘Doodle Doo and the Sleepy Sun’ on
Thursday, Porker takes over the most popular TV
show in Funky Valley – Doodle Doo’s breakfast
show. Then, in ‘Cheesy Peasy’, it is a very hot day
and Charlie Turtle’s fridge has broken, so it is up to
Dippy to take Charlie’s cheese across Funky Town.
On Friday, in ‘Aliens Attack’, Dippy orders too
much milk, so she and Clara must think of ways to
sell it – that is, until aliens land! And in ‘Stanley’s
Christmas Crackers’, everyone has received a
Christmas card except for Stanley the reindeer.

Funky Valley is a wonderfully bonkers place full of
madcap animals who are slightly strange and
extremely adorable. Narrated by Mark Williams,
each episode of this new series combines a story
from ‘Funky Valley’ with one from ‘Funky Town’.
The show features all the regulars from both
series, including Clara the bossy hen and Dippy
the forgetful cow. Other characters include Norris
the naughty rat, Amadeus the wise wolf, Hoot the
old owl, and Porker and Chipolata the creamcake-
loving pigs.
Together these beloved characters rejoice in
their oddness, revel in their peculiarity and party in
the name of stupidity. There is only one thing
certain in The Funky Valley Show – that something
silly will happen every day!
In the first episode on Monday, Dippy wants to
jump over the moon. With Hoot’s help, she tries a
trampoline, a catapult and even a rocket. Later, in
Funky Town, Dippy decides to go shopping in the
summer sale, so Amadeus gives her a Super
Vehicle Navigator to guide her through the shops
– causing absolute mayhem!
On Tuesday, in ‘Turbo Charged Dippy’, Dippy is
running late with her deliveries, so Amadeus fixes
a turbo-boost engine to the milk float. Then, in
‘Amadeus the Wolf’, the animals hide when they
spot a wolf on the prowl, only to hear the most
beautiful violin music.
In ‘Snap Goes to School’ on Wednesday, it is
Snap the crocodile’s first day at school. The little
reptile is feeling ignored until Clara takes him
under her wing. Then, in ‘Beautiful Chipolata’, it is
the annual Funky Town beauty pageant and
Chipolata is determined to win the crown.
In ‘Gone Bananas’ on Thursday, Dippy gets
the chance to fly an aeroplane when the Milk Bar’s
delivery of bananas arrives. Later, in ‘Daphne and
the Talking Hay Bale’, Daphne the duck becomes
trapped inside a bale of hay, leaving the other
animals to think that she is from another planet.
And on Friday, in ‘Nutcracker Hoot’, Hoot the
owl flies into a tree and starts to believe that he is a
ballerina. Meanwhile, in ‘The Super Dooper
Vending Machine’, Clara is left to run the Milk Bar
by herself –with disastrous consequences!

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